Another one fer RC (kinda)

[Roy]

RC's Bro's buck
(sorry no bleepin storey.... yet) :grin:

:thumbsup: :hatsoff:

 

[rabjr]

Well thats RC'S bleepin brother ain't it? :haha: Grats to him!

 

[Rebel]

Ya mean there are more than one of them bleepin' guys? Nice buck RC's bleepin' brother. :grin:

 

[RC]

OKAY now the STORY! it was a dark sunny mornin...partly cloudy and heavy overcast..the new moon shown bright..ahhhh bleep, here's the story... started out a bad day,,,3 hunters eatin breakfast,,,one overflow...bathroom style (get the pic?) no? bleepin toilet!,,,sooo now we behind schedule,(had to change my socks..(bleepin toilet!) soo. one brother (daryl?) went one way lil bro and I the other..big bro is walkin down a fence row and sees a deer runnin in circles nose to ground....can't see horns! deer is about 50 yds away,course soon as deer gets 100 yds away binoculars are out and sees horns!!! draws down with a ah not so primitive weapon..(keep readin swampy afore ya start a moanin! :rotf: )and fires at the mighty buck...........away go the buck! radio clicks on ..deer is aheadin our way...maybe? so we split up,lil bro to center of woodlot me to outside,,after all are in place big brother goes to check fer blood..hair etc...oh no, too many runways! where was he standin?? okay, RC see a "flick" up in corner of woods, sends lil bro down to help big out...after a lil bit and big findin nothin,they is gonna reenact it..(well cept fer the shootin part!)meanwhile RC says he's movin up the woods more,after a short walk,the mysterious "flick" and again a "flick"! well boys..don't know what it is..but it's headed yer way...now,meanwhile big has checked runway after runway and into the woods ..nothin! lil bro says go where ya was when ye shot....and I'll be the deer,,,well, while big is a lookin fer the spot, lil is standin ABOUT where the buck was last seen....suddenly! (should've capitalzed that) a SNAP (like that?) and a deer's head appears thru yonder fence line and he's a lookin right at big...who is NOT lookin at the deer,but lil is..what's that? lil says, a branch? nope it moves when the head does!!! up goes the tennesee muzzleloader..(happy swampy?)and with the roar of 80 grains of 2ff goex and a .015 patch and a 490 roundball the smoke and fire appear! AWAY goes the mighty whitetail! big looks up...."that ain't him! lil bro speeds to the scene of the shootin....blood,jes a speck,but wait.................... I said wait!... something white in it???????? looks to be very important..(his EXACT words!) another spot..then[url] another....then....nothin[/url]!.... nothin!back to the beginning (not of the story! gees!)drop w/ white thingy..spot[url] spot..nothin[/url]..ahhhhhhhhh but big has seen the deer go,and heads off to the last seen location...(which i figure was a brillant move!??!) alas a tree! with blood on it...over it..under it..seems the mighty buck had a collision with the mighty oak..branch...hardwood mind ya! there he lay a beauty of a buck 8 points and 160 lbs..field dressed..ya know blue jeans tiedyed t-shirt and converse..no ..come on serious here.. :hmm: so that is the story of an overflowed toilet,being behind schedule, checkin yer shot....and a successful blackpowder hunt! (that would make BP 2 modern 0 in case someone keepin score..hehehe! me! me! me!) hope ya all enjoyed[url] it..made[/url] a bad day great and lil bro very happy..and big..well we never did find the crotchhorn(?) he shot AT...no sign of any kind,and we looked..alot! i'm certain he went away unscathed...and big is still lookin fer the great horned whitatail.... okay now any one got a good toilet joke? or know how to get bleep out'a yer socks?(wool!) thanks fer watchin! we now return you to your regularly scheduled forum ta ta! RC :hatsoff:

 

[rabjr]

:rotf: Gotta love it when the three stooges go huntin! :rotf: :blah:

Moral of the story is ya gotta get Big a muzzle loader! :winking:

 

[Rebel]

So, is Lil bro named Daryl too? :rotf: Great story RC.

 

[Roy]

Great story, and hey, I didn't even have to edit the bleepin thing. :grin: :hatsoff:

 

[bramble]

congratulations & thanks for the entertainment.
bramble

 

[RC]

aw gees....actually, and this is where that "forethought" thing would've come in real handy..ummm, big bro's name is larry..dang, fer real! wished i thought bout that afer i bringed it up.....okay,,,bleepin wise guy...ya happy now? i put my heart(?) and sole(yea i know!) into a story and yer gonna ruin it all by bring up some stupid ole tv show,..(but it were a great tv show ! :rotf: ) and make me wonderin if'n ma and pa had the same last name afore they was a married... ah gees......BLEEP!

 

[rabjr]

If big bro is Larry....who's Curly and Moe? :rotf:

 

[ryoung14]

That's great! Congrats to li'l Bro and thanks for the yarn.
Bob

 

[RC]

swamp rat? that be short fer shep?

 

[rabjr]

Well you would know silly. :blah:

 

[jethro224]

Congrats Little! :hatsoff:

Too bad about your socks RC. :rotf:

 

[snagg]

Roy:
Congratulations. Looks like a dandy. Some good eatin there.

snagg

 

[Roy]

Roy:
Congratulations. Looks like a dandy. Some good eatin there.

snagg

I was only posting pictures for RC. I've been more of a bird hunter this year. :v

 

[renovato]

Gotta love it when the three stooges go huntin!

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: