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Went over to visit the in-laws last night. I'm blessed with good ones. Pop even wore buckskins to give away his daughter at our primitive wedding. We even swap Christmas presents with strong potential for destructive capabilities on occasion.
Phone rings and it is the "other daughter", the Democrat liberal anti-gunner. The civilized one. This daughter reamed us at Christmas for exchanging presents capable of launching projectiles. She feels we are losing our civilized verner and need to learn to reason things out and espically to leave all of Gods creatures alone to live out their natural lives in the woods.
THERE IS A BEAR IN HER YARD!
Pop asks what she expects him to do about it.
She wants the bear dead! Not only does she want the bear dead she expresses in no uncertain terms that she expects Pop to bring over that big F-N gun I gave him for Christmas and kill this big F-N bear in her yard!!!
Pop says she needs to go outside and "reason" with the bear and ask it to go away.
She says she did, the bear has cubs and it growled at her and poped its teeth! Come kill this F-N bear!!
Pop tells her that since she lives inside the city limits he can not shoot the bear due to her liberal legal codes. She needs to call the police.
She says she did call the police and they told her they can do nothing that it is an animal control problem.
Pop says call animal control.
Sister says she already did, got a recording that said to call the police.
Pop calls the police. They explain that since they use 9mm pistols they will just P off the bear if they shoot it. Pop offers to shoot the bear. They explain that they cannot allow that due to city ordinance against discharge of weapons. Pop explains their shotguns with 00 buck will work. They don't know if they are allowed to kill a bear unless it has actually attacked someone.
I am on way to sister's house, get there. Bear is gone. Sister-in-law is in house with doors locked (like the bear could turn the knob), huddled in kitchen with the can of pepper spray on her key chain, still talking to Pop and occasionally mumbling something about stupid laws and stupid police that won't even come kill a big F-N bear in your yard and tomorrow she was going to buy a big F-n Gun of her own and shoot the big F-N bear if it came in her yard city rules or not.
I can't understand this, normally she is such a civilized person.
Phone rings and it is the "other daughter", the Democrat liberal anti-gunner. The civilized one. This daughter reamed us at Christmas for exchanging presents capable of launching projectiles. She feels we are losing our civilized verner and need to learn to reason things out and espically to leave all of Gods creatures alone to live out their natural lives in the woods.
THERE IS A BEAR IN HER YARD!
Pop asks what she expects him to do about it.
She wants the bear dead! Not only does she want the bear dead she expresses in no uncertain terms that she expects Pop to bring over that big F-N gun I gave him for Christmas and kill this big F-N bear in her yard!!!
Pop says she needs to go outside and "reason" with the bear and ask it to go away.
She says she did, the bear has cubs and it growled at her and poped its teeth! Come kill this F-N bear!!
Pop tells her that since she lives inside the city limits he can not shoot the bear due to her liberal legal codes. She needs to call the police.
She says she did call the police and they told her they can do nothing that it is an animal control problem.
Pop says call animal control.
Sister says she already did, got a recording that said to call the police.
Pop calls the police. They explain that since they use 9mm pistols they will just P off the bear if they shoot it. Pop offers to shoot the bear. They explain that they cannot allow that due to city ordinance against discharge of weapons. Pop explains their shotguns with 00 buck will work. They don't know if they are allowed to kill a bear unless it has actually attacked someone.
I am on way to sister's house, get there. Bear is gone. Sister-in-law is in house with doors locked (like the bear could turn the knob), huddled in kitchen with the can of pepper spray on her key chain, still talking to Pop and occasionally mumbling something about stupid laws and stupid police that won't even come kill a big F-N bear in your yard and tomorrow she was going to buy a big F-n Gun of her own and shoot the big F-N bear if it came in her yard city rules or not.
I can't understand this, normally she is such a civilized person.
