OK, You are officially one of us <G> . Regardless of how you got there you are - He Who Has Dry-balled. There are hundreds of pages on the forum on dryball removal. Which means many, many , people here have done it before you..
I suggest picking a method suggested, my favorite for the basement would be the grease fitting and gun. For about $5 at Harbor Freight you can pick up a metric assortment of grease fittings and around $15 more one of the small grease guns with cartridges. It shouldn't take more than one cartridge for a pistol barrel. Don't ask me how I know.
When you are done you will have the tools and the skill for when you do it again
There is also a lesson here on how to choose sturdy accessories, jags, ball pullers, patch pullers, rods, as there is a lot of junk out there.
Thanks,
O.R.