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Dumbest thing I ever did.

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Joe Yanta

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Back in the '70's I bought one of the first production Hawken ML rifles out. I think I had bought it before the movie Jeremiah Johnson was released and after the movie, the black powder craze really took off. This started my research of history.

I went to the Colorado history museum and studied the historic weaponry they had there. It was a fine treat to actually handle and sight down the barrel of the famous Hawken rifle of Mariano Medina.

My first and immediate observation was....my production Hawken does not even come close to looking like an original Hawken mountain rifle. My first and immediate conclusion was.....I have got to get myself one of these.

I bought all top shelf stuff, Bill Large barrel, Long lock and a gorgeous piece of walnut stock blank.

Now the company I was working for at the time would have been much better off just going out and having one of the top gun makers in the country building a custom Hawken rifle for me because my mind was never on work.

After several patient long months of work my Hawken was finished, what a fine piece and how proud I was. The terrible thing was I could not shoot it because of where I was living. You dont go out and shoot a rifle of any kind in your back yard in Denver, police in these parts dont like you doing that.

Now I did have a nice long basement in a very old house. And my young wife went to see her mother a couple of times a week. And it was the time of year where everyone was getting new phone books. The three of these facts gave me a plan. After all, me and the misses have shot air rifles and BB guns down there a couple of times.

It did not take long to gather up suffient number of discarded phone books.

Finally the wife went to see her mother. I grabbed the Hawkens and ran down to the basement. Threw a charge of 80 grains of 2f down the barrel followed by a patched round ball. Put a cap on the nipple and brought the great rifle to my shoulder, set the trigger and touched it off. KAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!, that had to be louder than the 8-inch deck guns I heard in the Navy. But the noise was the least of my problems.

You can not imagine how much dust settles on joists, heating ducts, piping, wiring and plumbing in an old house. Well all this dust was now loosed back into the air and drifting with the sulfer and saltpeter smoke. This new atmosphere was drifting everywhere.

I walked over to the phone books and looked at the neat hole I put in them and that was about all I could take. I had to get out of there. I went up stairs, cleaned my rifle and put the rifle up and started to watch TV.

The next day my wife was broken hearted at all the dust all over her curtins and furniture. Her further investigation led to the basement and everything we had in the basement had a coating of terrible dust. A dusting such as this does not come natural, she had me in a corner, I had to come clean. And clean I did, for a about two weeks and I dared not to even be caught looking at any of my guns for about twice that long. Still, a good 32 years or better later if she sees me going down to the basement carrying a gun she always gives me the same admonishment "your not going to shoot that in the house are you?

Ever do anything dumb or stupid?

Joe
 
Yup.

Love it. Good story. You know, Joe, even though some wont admit it, it has to make a lot of people feel better knowing that they arent the only ones who have been caught experimenting.

Bill
 
Several years ago early one morning I was shooting a caplock at the range by myself and as it began to warm up I took my jacket off and laid it across the front of the carpeted table I was using.

As some point after that as I cocked the hammer to take another shot I thought I noticed the slightest looseness/wink in the hammer as if the hammer screw had loosened up or something.

Laid the rifle down on the bench with the muzzle pointed "safely downrange of course"...got a screwdriver to tighten the hammer screw...forgetting to take the hammer off full cock...and as I gorilla-torqued the hammer screw good and tight, the hammer fell, and blew a hole right through a few folds of the nice jacket I had laid across the front of the table.

So you sir may think you did something dumb..however...there are varying degrees of dumbness and I'm not sure you're in first place.
:grin:
 
:hmm: .......... 80grs. of 2f in the basement eh?...............Good thing you hadn't decided to build a cannon :rotf:
Soggy
 
Shot a tree rat with my favorite wood ram rod,several years ago. Don't ask me how, I'm still disgusted with myself.
Neither squirrel or rod survived the incident.
The biggest piece of rod I could find was 3" long.
 
That is a prize winner. I laughed myself silly about half through it. Thanks for making my day. I have a few stupid stories but not as fun as that one. :rotf: :rotf:
 
Okay Joe, here is one on ya. When I was just a pup I bought a 45 cal. kentucky pistol kit. It was a CVA. After I got it finished I went out in the alley and put about 20 grs. in the barrel thinking I would test the ignition without alarming any neighbors. What could 20 grs. do? I looked up and down the alley and not a soul in sight. So...I stuck the barrel in a trask can to muffle the sound and pulled the trigger. BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!
I swear it was the loudest shot I ever heard and it echoed up and down the alley. As I looked up I saw everybody on the block was on their back porch looking for the reason of the explosion. I held the pistol down by my leg and started looking up and down the alley like everybody else was doing. I don't think we ever did find out where that big bang came from. :hmm: :grin:
 
:rotf:
That sounds like something I would do. Good thing I don't have a basement!

HD
 
Gotta get in here too. About 45 years ago I had purchased a real Springfield musket for a fith of four roses booze, my father in law and I took it to the basement ,cleaned it to make sure it was empty, found a flint, loaded 10 grains of 2f and shoved a cork down the barrel. It fired nicely, the dust came down and so did wife and motherinlaw , they found us lying on the floor gasping with laughter. the cork had made three round trips around the basement. We celebrated our 50 th anniversity last year. I belive I have the worlds most understanding wife.Oh yes I sold that musket a while ago for 21hundred. Bob
 
Hmmmm, I wonder what a superball, propelled by 20-30gr FFFG would do in a basement?

Anyone want to experiment? :hmm:
J.D.
 
:( I guessI'm boring. I've done nothing more stupid than playing with 50+y/o nitroglycerine oozing out of old wax-paper & sawdust sticks of dynamite.... :shocked2:

The joys of growing up in Wyoming Gold Mining country... :grin:
 
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When I completed my medieval falconet (1 1/8 bore), I decided to fire a blank in the backyard. :grin:

Nuthin' fancy, just about 300 or so grains down the barrel...no wadding.

Now keep in mind, I live in a metropolitan area. :shake: :nono:

The BOOM was loud enough to set off car alarms on the street, and a few neighbors that don't know me too well came out of their houses to see what the noise was from.
:shocked2:

However, my next door neighbor told her guests that "it's just the big kid next door playing with his toys." :v
 
Joe,
That had to be the most hilarious story I ever read!Just picturing you with your Buckskins and Capote cleaning that house is one funny picture! :rotf:
 
When I was new to flinlocks, I once fired my gun by bracing my left hand against a tree trunk with the barrel resting in the crook of my left elbow. After all, I shot lots of center-fire rifles that way. It took but a split second for me to register pain as the flash pan powder burnt black holes into my hand. Still have some black dots as a reminder. :redface:
 
I had a similar nitro experience as a cop. there were six sticks in an old refrigerator ,in the door pockets. nice green liquis oozed out. at least no one slammed the door. warm water and detergent de fanged it. Bob
 
Me too Bob. Remember the slot car tracks where ya could race for 30 minutes for a quarter. I had a Porsche and a Chapparal. I worked on my Porsche and stuck the brushes in the wall socket to see if it would work. I was lucky. I had a hold of the plastic body of the car. The wheels went real fast for a split second and there was a bang and the wall went black for about a foot above the socket. The Good Lord has blessed me with an additional 40 years. :shocked2:
 
I am an angel :grin: BUT I have friends who have done some REAL STUPID things; like my old high school buddy who decided that the regulation rocket fuel he was using wasn't strong enough, so he mixed up some nitrocellulose type powder by emptying out a case of his dad's shotgun shells in the basement-it went off and blew a hole in the ceiling/kitchen floor where his Mom was standing...he needed alot of plastic surgery. Another time he shot off his big toe practicing quick draw with live ammo. Or the friend who was checking to see if his S&W .357 was loaded and it went off in his living room--blowing out the new big screen TV he had just bought. Or the friend who was showing me how to clear a dry-balled load in a longrifle--he dribbled a few grains of powder into the nipple channel, replaced the nipple, capped it and pointed it at a wood beam across the room in the house .., the .445 ball penetrated out of sight in the oak beam from 15-20 feet! His wife was NOT happy. I could go on--I have crazy friends....
 
Huntin Dawg said:
:rotf:
That sounds like something I would do. Good thing I don't have a basement!

HD


Heck, I fired the old lady, if I had a basement I'd do it. Expecially in the middle of a Michigan winter.

Clutch
 
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