Flint Shortage?

[Zonie]

Ah heerd tell that the shortage of American made Flints was caused by some big East Coast Corporation who bought up all of the little American Flint companies.
The COE of the Corporation demanded that all the workers be fired when he heard they were knapping on the job.

 

[musketman]

Ugggh! And I thought I had bad puns...

 

[RJR]

You do, but that was worse. Take care, Rick.

 

[musketman]

quote:Originally posted by 'zonie:
The COE of the Corporation demanded that all the workers be fired when he heard they were knapping on the job.Maybe they were a bunch of flakey workers.

 

[Zonie]

Well, the CEO also heard they were busy ROCKEN and Rollin' and some of them were actually getting STONED on the job (at least that's the way the VP put it but then that's all he node about about them)!

 

[musketman]

Wasn't the VP's name "CHIP", but he went by his nick-name "SPARKY"?

 

[RJR]

OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Allan]

Great...
Now it would seem we have Zonie aand Musketman clawing each other and fighting there way to the bottom of the barrel to see who has the worst puns.
The winner (looser) should be sent to a punitentiary and punished. With no powder of course.
Stop now before it gets any worse, while you still have some shread of dignaty left.
Besides....
There just not punny....

 

[No Powder]

Why would I have to go to the "PUNITENTIARY" with them?
No Powder

 

[musketman]

quote:Originally posted by Allan:
Now it would seem we have Zonie aand Musketman clawing each other and fighting there way to the bottom of the barrel to see who has the worst puns.Would flint puns be ROCK bottom of the barrel?

I guess we shouldn't take rock puns for GRANITE...

 

[smokeblower]

Youse guys are all flakes, some sharper than others. If you were not so abrasive then you would have not sparked my interest.
Smokeblower

 

[Zonie]

So, Ol' Zeb supplied fertilized chicken eggs to the big chicken ranches.

He had 3 roosters and got to wondering how well each rooster was doing
so he tied a different sounding bell around each roosters neck.

Next day he sit on the porch and kept a record of which bell was ringing loud to keep a running account of each roosters performance.

The next day he noted that ol' Bobs bell wasn't ringing so he looked around and found Bob back in the brush holding the bell in his beak.

As the other roosters chased the pullets around with their bells ringing the hens would fly off into the brush where ol' Bob would catch them and do his thing.

Zeb was so impressed he contacted the local paper and before you knew it the whole World knew about Bob.

Several months later ol' Bob was awarded:
The No Bell Piece Prize !!

and to top it off he also was awarded The PulletSurprize!!!!

The devil made me do it!!!

 

[musketman]

quote:Originally posted by 'zonie:
The next day he noted that ol' Bobs bell wasn't ringing so he looked around and found Bob back in the brush holding the bell in his beak.Sounds like ol' Bob the rooster was possessed...
Would this make it a POULTRYGEIST?

Or maybe he was just CHICKEN!

The No Bell Piece Prize !!

(You knew I was helpless to resist answering)

 

[TwoShadows]

Y'all ort to quit it for jest a mite. Muh belly is gittin soar frum all tha jocularity sprangin forth. I wud hav teers in muh eers iffn I wuz layin on my back! (Thets even funner than whin I heerd about thet fellar over in Paris France thet jumped in tha river....they sed he wuz in seine!)

I really cackled at tha chicken stories, muh womun woulda stopped me 'ceptin she thot we need tha aigs....

 

[musketman]

quote:Originally posted by TwoShadows:
Thets even funner than whin I heerd about thet fellar over in Paris France thet jumped in tha river....they sed he wuz in seine!I spent the summer on the Riviera once, not in France, we had this old Buick out back...

Better yet, (or worse yet, depending on your humor level) I went to Paris to see the Paris-sites...

(it's an old Three Stooges joke)

 

[bob1961]

what about bob??????....lol............bob

 

I just hope the pun-ishment will fit the crime...

 

[musketman]

quote:Originally posted by 'zonie:
The COE of the Corporation demanded that all the workers be fired when he heard they were knapping on the job.Were they sleeping on bedrocks?

At least I didn't do a Flintstone pun like Fred did...

I can't leave sleeping dogs lay...

 

[bob1961]

yeah but still....what bout bob???....lol............................bob