Huzzah Rollingb

[Stumpkiller]

Word is Rollingb is going to roll up his keyboard and run his trapline fer the summer. As a going away celebration, I'm invitin the flinters here assembled to sneak over to the In-Line camp and tinkle in their ATV gas-tanks. He's been a burr in their pink polyester bunny-slippers for some time. I promised him we'd keep their heads down with covering fire while he's away.

 

[musketman]

We got his back covered, course we could shave it and get another plew... :haha: :winking:

 

[Zonie]

Somehows Ah allways figgered ole RollinB would run a trap line in tha sumertime! Lemmy thin a moment... yup, at 10 cents each fer fine sumertime pelts he only gots ta take 1000 plews ta get $100 bucks which are fair pay fer ah sumers work up whar he livs.
Ah doesnt want ta cover his backside tho. Las time Ah did that, ole Mooskeetman pulled his finger! Ah stil cant get the stain outter ma deerskin shurt.

 

[sse]

Whooz gonna look after the blind puppy dog while rollingb's out skinnin the skinners?? I'll betchya he shows up ever so often to put clean water in the bowl. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Regards, sse

 

[Zonie]

Whaat? Ye mean to tell me that ole F*rt ain't a takin his dawg with him ta run the lines?
Who's a gonna pull him outter tha crick whan he steps inta one o his own sets an kant pull free by hisself?
Who's a gonna hike on his tent post when he's off gallyvantin round the countryside?
Who's a gonna leave a steamin pile rite outside o his tent flap fer him ta step inta in the morning?
Who's a gonna eat his cookin like it wer good?
Who's a gonna snuggle up ta him at nite an pass a quiet wind in the closed tent without havin his paw pulled?
Who's a gonna knaw a hole thru the top o all six cans o beer RB brought?

Ah can see this ain't a gonna be a fun time fer ole EagleEye an it ain't a gonna be fun fer ole RB neither.

Ah would take him in an let him sleep on the floor under the bed, even with all o his bad traits but that wouldn't solve the problem 'bout what ta do with ole EagleEye.

 

Word is Rollingb is going to roll up his keyboard and run his trapline fer the summer. As a going away celebration, I'm invitin the flinters here assembled to sneak over to the In-Line camp and tinkle in their ATV gas-tanks. He's been a burr in their pink polyester bunny-slippers for some time. I promised him we'd keep their heads down with covering fire while he's away.

Tinkle in their ATV gas tanks! :haha:
Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwww-hawwwwwwwwwwwwwww, choke, snickers, snicks,
baaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-hawwwwwwwwwwwwwww.ROTFLMAO :haha: :haha:

 

WAAUUUGGGGHHHHH!!..... I ain't even "gone" yet,.... and ther's rumors go'n 'round, thet I'm tha sort'a fella what would leave his dog "ta'home"!!!!

Ol'Eagle Eye "will" be go'n with me this summer, but when we're out in "public",... he goes by the name of "Ding'er", and most everbuddy calls me "Rondo"!!

If you fellas ain't never seen kids have'n "fun" with a blind dog 'fore,... yore sure miss'n a "treat".

Sometimes the kids will hide behind a tree,... then start call'n,... "Ding'er, Ding'er, Ding'er",... and thet fool dog will run towards'em and run "smack into tha tree"!! :haha: :haha:

Other times, them kids will throw a stick and yell,.. "fetch Ding'er",... and he'll wonder 'round fer hours (usually in the wrong direction) try'n to find the stick!! :haha: :haha:

I've even known kids to enjoy watch'n,... ol'Ding'er, jest sit'n and "stare'n at nuth'n"!! :haha: :haha: (I guess if you think 'bout it tho,... ther ain't much "else" for a blind dog to "look" at!) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Nope!!... I'd never leave thet dog ta'home,..... 'cause "trap'n" jest wouldn't be the "same" without him along!! :: /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

"Take care"!!..... you "bunch'a misfits", and have a fun-filled summer!!
I'll be back agin,... 'round mid-Sept.!!

YMHS
rollingb/Rondo

 

Have a blast you miserable ol' reprobate! See how many more people you can ruin on flintlocks like ya done me! :haha: :haha: :applause:
Watch yer top knot.