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Well, tonight was the night...I still have my touch with the ladies !

My Wife and I were together all weekend and it was great...and tonight after dinner, showers, etc, I started setting the stage...delivered a fresh cup of coffee to her...sat down beside her and gave her a nice relaxing neck massage...told her how fantastic she looked and how much I loved her”¦started complimenting her about her choice in clothes and especially her choice of lingerie...and especially how much I had always admired that soft, pretty, pink full length flannel gown...then I finally worked up the courage to try and talk her out of it...before long she gave in and said "Oh all right, you can have it, its in the top right hand drawer of my dresser”.

Yee-Haw...I bet I can get 1000 2” x 2” good cotton flannel cleaning patches out of that gown !!
:grin:
 
... especially her choice of lingerie...and especially how much I had always admired that soft, pretty, pink full length flannel gown...

Obviously he's kidding. Flannel is only considered lingerie in Maine and Wisconsin.

Now, talking THE ADMIRAL out of our winter flannel bedsheets. THAT is an art form and worth a dinner out.
 
Thank goodness, I thought this was goin some where else.

Pink cleaning patches? Guess they'd do fine as long as you dont take them out in public.
 
Kentuckywindage said:
Thank goodness, I thought this was goin some where else.

Pink cleaning patches? Guess they'd do fine as long as you dont take them out in public.
Yeah but wait 3 months and TC will have em in the stores! :wink: :grin:
 
Roundball, I will be sending you a bill for having my keyboard cleaned - spit my coffee all over it. :haha: Very, very good!
 
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: and now I've got to ask mine about those flannel pj's...Hank
 
Leave it to our buddy roundball to come up with new and "interesting" ways to accomplish things...
:wink:
 
Roundball, you ole devil you had me goin right up the last line. :shake: :shocked2: You so bad!!!!!!!! :hmm: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
 
I must be doing something right. My wife sets aside her old flannels for me all the time. My latest batch of patches have little teddy bears all over them. And I ain't ashamed if they're pink! They don't stay that way long. Another guy at a recent chunk gun shoot had some just about the same style. He told me that his wife appreciated him enough too and kept him supplied.

It pays to be nice to the old girl every onct in a while. Sometimes they'll even give ye something else! :wink:
 
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