Iffen Ye Goes ta Texas

[Zonie]

Iffen ye goes ta Texas ye mite find ah reel pawder horn like this un!
:rotf: :rotf:

Ah gets tyred jus' a luggin it aroun. :grin:
zonie

 

[Roy]

yep that sure enough looks like a Davy horn to me

 

what? it only hold enough for winter. jeez some people :rotf:

 

[Wes/Tex]

And that's just a little one too! We don't fool around down here...'specially useful with a 4 bore!! Just the thing for huntin' Jack-a-lopes! :blah:

 

[Gordon Horn]

Yeah, ya never know when some of Santa Anna's (sp?) kith and kin might wanna revisit a lettle issue around those parts!

 

[faw3]

You havent heard ?? They are comeing thru by the 10s of 1000s every dang night and we got no season on them yet.( good thing at least 1/2 are headed your way!) ZONIE love the horn,that should last about a half day around here. :rotf: Fred :hatsoff:

 

[50cal.cliff]

Man that's what you call a horn! Hey one thing about it Zonie, ifin ya miss you can allways beat em to death with the horn! :rotf: :rotf:

 

[Slamfire]

Ah hope he took the time to scrape out the inside of that'n, oughta make room fer another 10 lbs of powder. :surrender:

 

[George Holton]

With all them mescains flooden over ,ya might think someone was pourin concrete somewhere. :blah:

 

[soggy]

:hmm: I reckon that's only Zonies "priming" horn he's probably got a larger one for carrying the 3 fffg in :rotf: :rotf:
Soggy

 

[captgary]

Just imagine how many inlays you can put on that baby.. :rotf: :rotf:

 

[Jac Spring]

hmmm, must be near Austin.

(hint: it's half of a UT mascot's headgear).

 

[spottedpony]

Iffen ye goes ta Texas ye mite find ah reel pawder horn like this un!
:rotf: :rotf:

Ah gets tyred jus' a luggin it aroun. :grin:
zonie

Where can i git one?? looks like it'd make a mighty fine arm rest too :rotf:

With all them mescains flooden over ,ya might think someone was pourin concrete somewhere. :blah:

might be, Wally World's always building a store somewheres

 

[davy]

Wa'll I seen it done ... you had ta use a shorthorn fer that picture :hmm: ... instead of a Texas Long horn dincha Zoniee! :rotf:

Davy

 

[Zonie]

Wal... it mite a bean ah shorthorn but ah knows it wer frum Texas. Ye woodn't a beleeved tha amount o' BS that wer insid it! :rotf: :grin:

Jus a funnin wit ye, don't ye no?

zonie

 

[faw3]

OK ! SO TELL US ....HOW MUCH BEER DO IT HOLD :rotf: FRED :hatsoff:

 

[Zonie]

BEER?? It don't hold any beer.
Beer kept a'blowin the plug out so I just filled it with Mescal.
That has a coupel o' benefits.
Becauzz Nobody wants morr than a littal swig, ah don't wear ma horn out a passin it around morr than once. It also meens ah won't run out o' that gud licker.*

zonie

* For those who haven't had Mescal, it tastes like it was distilled in an old cars gas tank.

 

[zodd]

Zonie I sure hope you havent got your objects mixed up, because that sure looks like a penis sheath that the New Guinea highlanders wear,only it looks a bit smaller :shocked2:In Australia they are much bigger -zodd :winking:

 

[Jac Spring]

well OK it's closer to a short horn - but then I'm in the A&M camp so I'm a little biased

 

[Zonie]

zodd: Not to worry! :grin:
This, being a family Forum restricts my showing my 'sheath' for fear of horrifying the children and creating much resentment among the rest of the members.

You mean to tell me that theirs is "only a little bigger"? Then they also would resent mine.

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zonie