Glad to "meet" you. Greetings from the muddy banks of Spencer Creek, upriver from Salt River, which eventually slowly drains into the Mighty Mississippi in Northeast Missouri. Windy feller named Sam Clemons was born a few miles from here. Never heard of New Hamster, but I got my wife from Frankenstein, Missouri - little town in Osage County.
Now Frankenstein wasn't named after a doctor in Ms. Shelly's book, it was named after a German immigrant by the last name of "Franken". Franken's Town was how it got the name. No one will likely write such an exhaustive salutation, but I'm bored and it's too wet to plow this afternoon. Hello.