posting this for my buddy Nit Wit . The hunt was the quickest hunt ever. I drove to a piece of my property here in Maine the second day of our 2017 spring season .The coffee had got things percolating and I had to head for the outhouse .I had parked beside my land and jumped out and headed across my grassy piece.I got about 20 steps and a turkey gobbled behind the outhouse.I spun around and grabbed a hen decoy and a jake decoy called a funky chicken,it is the goofiest thing you ever saw .I stuck them in the ground and then went to the truck to get my fowler .M