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How to tell a liberal from a conservative from a TexanMugger robs a liberalLiberal says ‘how did society fail that guy?Bang goes the conservative’he’ll never mug again’Bang bang bang bang goes the TexanDad, dude that’s a good group, shooting Winchester or Federal ask the sonDad he is still twitching says the daughterBang Bang bangAlright says the wife come along now honey you need to get to work, kids to schoolHe’s still twitching says daughterOh for heavens sake says mom bang bang bang
How to tell a liberal from a conservative from a Texan
Mugger robs a liberal
Liberal says ‘how did society fail that guy?
Bang goes the conservative’he’ll never mug again’
Bang bang bang bang goes the Texan
Dad, dude that’s a good group, shooting Winchester or Federal ask the son
Dad he is still twitching says the daughter
Bang Bang bang
Alright says the wife come along now honey you need to get to work, kids to school
He’s still twitching says daughter
Oh for heavens sake says mom bang bang bang