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[musketman]

Back in 1983 I was deer hunting with my brothers in North-East Ohio and I had a head-cold to end all head-colds...I still wanted to go hunting, (it's a guy thing) so I grabbed my nasil spray and took to the woods...(seems harmless enough)I was using my .54 caliber T/C Renagade flintlock.After spraying down an outline of DOE-IN-HEAT around my hunting area, I commenced to wait for Mr. Buck...Well, my nose started clogging again so I reached into my pocket (without looking)

and gave myself a big squirt...I was shocked when I looked down into my hand through bloodshot eyes, just pumped a dose of DOE URINE into my nose,

my eyes quickly swelled shut and it set my sinus' on fire, so to speek...I screamed and grapped snow and shoved it into my nose, I guess I was trying to wash it out... I'm not sure, I was dazed from the reaction of the in-heat urine...After the laughter of my brothers died down, they helped walk their "NOW BLIND" brother out of the woods and took me to the doctors.For years after that, my brothers said I could "SMELL" the deers in the woods.I no longer use BUCK LURES because of this...[This message has been edited by musketman (edited 01-21-2003).]

 

I'm sorry, but I laughed my ass off reading your story.

That's right up there with a friends story about wiping himself with poison ivy after relieving himself in the woods. I don't know if his story is true, but it sure does make you want to double-check yourself when doing anything.

 

[musketman]

It's OK to laugh... That is why I posted it...
As for the poison ivy, my brother did something close to that, only he used a pair of my old gloves...

It was sad that I forgot to tell him they had thorns and prickers in them...

Revenge is a dish that is best served cold.

[ January 22, 2003, 03:18 PM: Message edited by: Claude Mathis ]

 

[Gray Beard]

I once went coon hunting with an older gentleman wise to the sport. I was carrying the coon when the old man heard nature's call. After he finished his task he pulled up his waders, and we continued on home. He then said, "that coon sure smells bad." I smelled it too, but it wasn't the coon. Later he found his "present" in the back side of his waders.

Gee, I'm sure glad we didn't drive!

 

musketman.....you never said, did the doe pee open your sinuses? Enquiring minds want to know!

My late step-father pulled a similar stunt to Greybeards friend, except that it was in the hood of his insulated coveralls and when he finished he "flipped" his hood up....the Dr. was not happy with himself but all the rest of us were rather amused.

Vic

 

[musketman]

quote:Originally posted by sharps4590:
musketman.....you never said, did the doe pee open your sinuses? Enquiring minds want to know!Open was an understatement, all I could smell was doe urine and my sinuses drained like Niagara Falls...

Three months later I could still smell the RESIDUAL EFFECTS of my "mistake"...

 

[Deadeye]

Musketman, great story, too bad you didn't get a video, you could have won the $10,000.
Deadeye

 

[blckhrn]

Huntin with my HS pal Ed, he went off to pinch one as we had a smoke. Then another smoke. Finally we got to wondering where he went and went out on a search party.

He was easy to find, surrounded by his clothes hanging on tree limbs he was squatting down buck naked, I think he even took his watch off.

Wasn't me that found him but whoever did was kinda wondering what our old friend had in mind.

Seems it was the only way he knew to avoid err....... soiling himself in the adverse situation he was in.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain????

 

Musketman.
Bawwwwwwwwwwwww-hawwwwwwwwww,harrrrrrrrrrrr! :haha:
I nearly peed myslef over your story. :applause:
That's GREAT! but I'm sure it didn't seem so at the time.
I took my young nephew hunting one very cold Dec. in N/E. Ohio and told him where to go on stand. Being a safe lad, he didn't load his 870 pump gun in the dark but waited untill it was light enough to see.
He had the pump action open so all he had to do was throw in a slug, close the thing and shoot.
Well it was really cold an his fingers got pretty numb. I spooked a really large buck that went right where nephew was on stand. Nephew spotted the buck walking right at him and keeping his eyes on the prize he reached into his hunting coat for a round. He didn't reealize what he grabbed with his frozen fingers and shoved a miniature Snickers bar into the breech, took aim and "click" off went the buck!
You just can't use chocolate for bullets! :haha:

 

[Zonie]

Now ye see? Iffen it wer that cold thar, an iffen he were a shootin a .54 cal smokepole he would'a crammed that Snickers down tha bore an been the first person in the world ta kil a deer with a frozen chocklet bar!!! :applause: ::

 

Zonie:
Hey, you gotta good idea thar. We could make dark hard chocolet into bullets, put 'em sabots and sell'em to in-line people. They'll buy ANYTHING, even copper plated round balls! :haha: :haha:
If'n yee don't bag yer deer yee kin eat yer boolits.! :bull:

 

[musketman]

Chocolate Bullets... :haha:

Gives a new meaning to the phrase, "bite the bullet"...

No worry of lead poisioning...

Maulted milk balls are round and come in a wide range of calibers in one box, how convenient...

Just freeze and shoot...