Picture Caption Fun #5

[musketman]

What do you think Ol' Snuffy Smith is a saying???

 

[musketman]

"I can hit an index card a mile away if'n I wanted too..."

 

[brushbuster]

ah git twinny shots ta th'pint wi no cleenin betwixt shots

 

[Keith]

"I just got a new patch knife . . . for a $1.29."

 

[kentucky bucky]

Wot's in the jug? Whyyyy, that's my spayshull double naught cleanin' solution.

 

[vradin]

No maw, I ain't been drinkin. I swear it was a dog in a orange hat what stole my bird.

 

[Gary]

I put down the Rebellion all by myself - and then George Peck stole my story.

 

[Nightwind]

Ah humbly ahpply for the new presydants posishun at Toledo Muzzy Loaders. Annah would lak to prezent my chief o' staff; ma dawg wid da orange hat.

 

I, now, would like to demonstrate my liquid blackpowder subsitute.

 

[Mad Irish Jack]

Y'all don't be needin' no possibles bags an' such. Ya just be needin' ta tote along a couple canteens o' your favorite Double XX Group Tightener.