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vradin

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In response to a thread in Accoutrements about everyone's work being so great, and some desires to see some of the manure we can produce... Here's a few of my "nicer" failures of note.

What was to become a wood powder measure (apostle?), at the suggestion of another board member. Note the uneven decorations, and way off-center hole.
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Here's a bunch of things waiting for the fire... Starting at the back: Split walnut vase, Warped mulberry box & lid, spalted birch egg that I took off 90% of the "nice" figure, walnut round thing that was suppossed to be a ball starter before it went flying across the shop, 2 cherry cups with checks from drying too fast, A spalted and highly figured box elder bowl with a rotted knot in the bottom that blew out leaving a gaping hole, and finally what was the base of a stemmed goblet of spalted silver birch. The goblet part blew into thousands of bits while being parted off the lathe.
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For every really nice piece, there are more than a few failures. I'm not going to show off the carvings that look like buffalo chips, leather bags with less shape than an amoeba, unbalanced turnings, weaving that not even a mother could love, and bead and quill work- well the less said about that the better, I still have nightmares thinking about those.

I think we post our successes because they are all hard earned through trial &error, mostly error.

Just my 2 bits worth. Off to hide the rest of the evidence. ::

vic
 
I still have nightmares thinking about those. Off to hide the rest of the evidence. vic
Vic,
It it helps, there wouldn't be enough room on the SERVER to list ALL the blunders I have made in 10 years of shooting BP. :crackup:
Jim.
 
Thanks Vic! I needed that! Humorous post! :crackup: :crackup:

I feel a little better now. Although, your failures still look pretty darned good!
 
Vic,

You may see these as failures, but given the appropriate amount of time... say 100 years they'll be very fine collectibles!

Thanks for sharing!

Smokeydays
 
Vic,.... Them gorgous things yore throw'n away, look better'n my "keepers"!! :master: :cry:

YMHS
rollingb
 
Vic,
e-bay them puppies!!!! you'd be surprised one mans junk is another mans tresure :hmm: :crackup: :hmm: :crackup:
snake-eyes :peace: :) :thumbsup:
 
just remember the motto that I engraved into my first really, trully ugly horn...

"fatuus creo artificium, cultricius cerdonis creo deformitas"

translation: "an idiot can create art, it takes an artist to create ugliness."
 
here's an ugly one for you.

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this is a hat that I threw together before a winter trek this deer season. It was a beaver (at one time) and was not tanned very well, had holes in it, and was not very big to begin with. I patched it together, lined it with flannel I had lying around the shop, and sewed a bill to it from some oiled moose hide I had.

It just about burns up my head in all but the coldest temps and is one of the best items among my gear. Too bad it's falling apart constantly and needs almost daily repairs. Also, the oils in the fur repel water nicely and while I looked like a drowned rat after a brief rain storm, my it kept my wigwam...get it? wigwam? wig-warm...aw, never mind.
 
Stumbler,

Can I borrow that . . . "hat" next time I go to Baltimore? Never met so many pan-handlers before, even in NYC. I bet not a one would approach a feller wearin that . . . hat.

You do know you gotta prepare a hide and not just jamb a visor in a dead animal, doncha?

Man, that are one unique Frankenstein Platypus hat if ever I did see one. LOL. The more I look at that the more I'm sure the only thing holding it together is dried on fly-poop. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Yer wife must be plumb worn down of all her edges. Even I never let me dog bring his finds like that into the house. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
Stumbler,
Man, that are one unique Frankenstein Platypus hat if ever I did see one. LOL. The more I look at that the more I'm sure the only thing holding it together is dried on fly-poop. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Yer wife must be plumb worn down of all her edges. Even I never let me dog bring his finds like that into the house. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

frankenstein platypus....Waugh! I love it!!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
that more accurately describes that hat than any other phrase I have heard.

And my wife is a dear, sweet woman who is more long-suffering that any person in the world and puts up with more stupidity and wierdness out of me than anyone should ever have to!!!!
 
I still have nightmares thinking about those. Off to hide the rest of the evidence. vic
Vic,
It it helps, there wouldn't be enough room on the SERVER to list ALL the blunders I have made in 10 years of shooting BP. :crackup:
Jim.

Lehigh (Jim)....Iff'n you can even imagine what mistakes / blunders 45 or so years of this can bring forth..........Nuff said, God created Junk Yards, and Bon Fires just for Russ, I'm convinced! :boohoo:

Russ
 
Stumbler,
Man, that are one unique Frankenstein Platypus hat if ever I did see one. LOL. The more I look at that the more I'm sure the only thing holding it together is dried on fly-poop. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Yer wife must be plumb worn down of all her edges. Even I never let me dog bring his finds like that into the house. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
frankenstein platypus....Waugh! I love it!!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
that more accurately describes that hat than any other phrase I have heard.

SB....Are you absolutely sure that thing is dead? :hmm:

In the picture, which end am I looking at? Is it going, or coming? :shocking:

Will it move on it's own"? Do you wear this, or just chase it? ::

Russ
 
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SB....Are you absolutely sure that thing is dead? :hmm:

In the picture, which end am I looking at? Is it going, or coming? :shocking:

Will it move on it's own"? Do you wear this, or just chase it? ::

Russ [/quote]

Well, Russ, it's kinda like me socks...when I throw 'em off at night, they all crawl back into the corner of the tent and hide till mornin'. And besides, if'n i gets attack'ded, I can sick me little FrankenPlatypus on what iver it be, and 9 times outta 10, whatever be attackin runs off skeered!
 
ROTFL.... :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

FrankenPlatypus Hat :peace: WOW!

Sounds like some pretty mean socks too. But it's that hat that kills me! :crackup: :crackup:

Russ
 
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Frankenplatypus in action at deer camp, Newaygo County, MI. The other dead animal is my tobacco pouch, Skrat. I'll be making a pair of ground hog mittens this year, but I'll leave the litte paws and faces on them so that I can have puppet shows when we're around camp.
 
His socks would be more dangerous than his frankenplatypus critter fer shur. ::, i have visited his lodge! :crackup:
 
I don't care what you call it, that is not a hat. I don't know what it is, but it ain't a hat! :crackup:
 
The hat looks much better on you!

I have two hats. Both store bought, one is a coon skin, the other a skunk, both with the tail, and both not very practical.

I guess the "body" of this style hat is lacking in depth or something, kinda hard to explain....But they both just sit on "top" of the head and offer no protection for the ears.

Can't wait to see those Ground Hog Mittens! :redthumb:

Russ
 
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