The Items of Faith. The Dogma of Muzzleloading.com

[yellowhammer]

So you're from the up, Eh?

We hired a UP'er (pronounced "yooper") kid fresh out of college. But, he was a total fish out of water in Florida. Hated it, quit, and headed back to the great white north.

 

[Coinneach]

My biggest problem is listening to a female news reporter (the majority seem to be pretty young ladies) on location for whatever....they must learn how to Gatlin gun speech at reporter school...or how to say 1000 words in 20 seconds....very frustrating to listen to and understand; especially for this drawling Texan!

Ditto

 

[TarponStalker]

Best pie is chocolate bourbon pecan. Everything else is a distant second.

Chocolate? Bourbon? And pecans????Unbelievable!! Sign me up.

 

[longcruise]

We hired a UP'er (pronounced "yooper") kid fresh out of college. But, he was a total fish out of water in Florida. Hated it, quit, and headed back to the great white north.

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I tried South Florida once. Lasted ten months.

 

[ETipp]

Best tasting pie is apple pie and sweet tater pie. The only two worth eating.

Worse tasting pie is humble pie and crow pie. Dang, I hate having to eat either one of those.

 

[longcruise]

How about plum. Dontcha just love sticking your thumb in your pie?

 

[chorizo]

How about plum. Dontcha just love sticking your thumb in your pie?

Only when sitting in a corner.

 

[yellowhammer]

I tried South Florida once. Lasted ten months.

The key to living in FL, for an outdoorsman, is to have a boat. It's amazing how quick you can get away and get the solitude and nature we outdoor types require. It's still there amongst the sprawl right at your fingertips. Otherwise, your stuck in a hot, humid, bug-infested overcrowded traffic jam without easy access to wild places. It's hard for people to come down from the rural midwest and understand that - most of y'all can just walk out your back door and get that. That part of FL is long gone. I was lucky enough to experience some of it before the big influx started in the '70's and '80's.

 

[Cruzatte]

Chocolate Pie is second best! If you want something to die for (or maybe kill for),
My daughter's chocolate pie with a cheese cake on top, with a small scoop of Tillamook French vanilla ice-cream and some whipped cream is it.
Just another reason I am
Mad Michael

Oh man! That's what I'd certainly call "Sin On a Plate." I think my blood sugar rose 10 points just reading this.