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Didn't you hear? "Pain don't hurt!"Wounds heal. Chicks dig scars.
I have empirical knowledge that if you go into a bar busted up and bleeding, you can get free beer. I also have empirical knowledge that when you finally go to the ER after the bar closes, the nurse will not be amused and will energetically debride your wounds after telling you that it is gonna hurt. She may even bonk you in the cracked ribs a few times for good measure.
but hey! Free beer!
I once represented a very nice 3rd generation Hispanic immigrant in a workers comp case. He needed shoulder surgery and due to the extent, ended up with a nasty raised scar starting in the front of his shoulder and going over and down almost to the shoulder blade in the back. He healed up well and regained the strength in his arm and shoulder. The next summer he went to the pool with his kids and he took notice that suddenly people were much more polite to him. Suddenly the pool office knew who he was and let him in even when he forgot his pass. They would give his kids free candy. Apparently, a kid asked one of his kids what happened to his Dad's shoulder. His kid said his dad was attacked by a guy with an axe and he was still able to kill his attacker. My client really didn't like having people think he was a badass in the neighborhood.