$30,000......Itemized as follows:
$7.00 Overdue liburary books on muzleloading, gunsmithing, special inter library transfers
$37.50 Fuel. to go "shopping" in nearby towns to "just look at" BP guns.
$25.00 For rendezvous entrance fees
$25.00 for catalogues from Dixie gun works, Track of the Wolf, Woodcraft tool supply, etc.
$28.57 Dinner out to "discuss" new interest in this hobby with the wife.
$32.00 For long stem roses and a card.
$187.32 for new dress. (for her, silly!)
$120.00 for psychological counseling. (family, friends and co-workers thought you were nuts!)
$450.00 round trip airline ticket for mother-in-law to visit you and your wife for a 2 week visit. (remember that "discussion" dinner earlier?)
$378.16 Dinner, flowers a new dress and a night at the opera with the wife. (she has to say yes now. You have given her everything she as asked for)
$942.23 She said yes! You finally got the gun kit!
$82.52 for extras (horn, powder, leather, etc.)
$671.25 Tools (chisels, screwdrivers, vice, workbench)
and finally...
$27013.45 for new truck. After all even though you own a SUV that is suppose to be used as a "Sport Utility Vehicle" with 4 wheel drive and be able to be rough with it, heaven forbid if those fancy tires ever get off the pavement, let alone see any dirt or worse yet MUD!
(maybe next year I can work on getting a second gun?)