Commodore, that pistol is just too danged oogly for a high-ranking officer of your esteemed ilk to be carrying around and shooting the albatross out of the sky!
I, on the other hand, have long been titled "King of the Swab" by many a shipmate. Suitable name for such as I, who has been appointed to be wielder of the swab for every and any incidence where said swab needs to be deployed. A guaranteed Shellback who has entered the Realm of King Neptune so many, many times, it would appear more normal toting an oogly, oogly pistola such as you illustrate herein. Please, for Heaven's sake, do not demean yourself so, and forthwith deliver the oogly thing, scourge of the Smithy's forge, to yours truly, and it will appear to seem more suitable than on a high mucky-muck such as your Honored Self!