bumper stickers

[hobbles]

I got 3 Muzzeloadin Form bumper stickers, 1 for my horse trailer, 1 for my p/u and one for my ladies p/u, she likes it there,,, Now,, She made a trip to Mn and got pulled over 4 times for a crack in her window,, She said the FIRST thing they all asked her was, (DO YOU HAVE ANY WEAPONS ON YOU ) She said she has never been asked that before,,,, Now keep in mind, she is younger then me,, she is only 50,,,
If I may,,, this is her,, she is 5'6 and 125 lbs,,,

 

[BLAHMAN]

Boy she looks dangerous! Probably scared the wits outa the officers!

Hell, if I were a patrolman (I'm not) and I pulled her over, I'd be all knotted up with anxiety!

Just look at her: she looks vicious!

Weapons???? Of coarse she has weapons...just look at the picture: She has them covered: she's wearin' sunglasses!

Bet she has pretty eyes! :haha:

 

[hobbles]

She don't want it taken off, She don't like to handle weapons but she come's out side with me and watches me MISS the targets,,

 

[musketman]

She said the FIRST thing they all asked her was, (DO YOU HAVE ANY WEAPONS ON YOU ) She said she has never been asked that before,,,,

Behold, the power of the Muzzleloading Forum's bumper sticker...

 

[BLAHMAN]

She don't want it taken off, She don't like to handle weapons but she come's out side with me and watches me MISS the targets,,

AHA! The mystery deepens, eh? Are you saying her name is Miss Targets? :hmm: :haha: :haha:

 

[Rebel]

Well, that Miss Tyfies me. ::

 

[hobbles]

Weapons???? Of coarse she has weapons...just look at the picture: She has them covered: she's wearin' sunglasses!

that is kinda funny,,, very true,,, but kinda funny,,, (sometimes) if looks could kill,, I'd be killed lot's of times,,,

 

[BLAHMAN]

A sweet lookin' thing like that? I know just what you mean....then they have that way of rememberin' the slightest details....gawd ah-mitey!

Us menfolk aint got a chance! :haha:

 

[Zonie]

The next time (hoping there is no next time) she gets stopped, and they ask "Any Weapons?", she should answer:

"No. Oh, the bumper sticker!! That just means I like to eat a lot."
:: :: :: :: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Slamfire]

A sweet lookin' thing like that? I know just what you mean....then they have that way of rememberin' the slightest details....gawd ah-mitey!

Us menfolk aint got a chance! :haha:

I know I'm told facts I don't remember, every day. :no:

 

[BLAHMAN]

A sweet lookin' thing like that? I know just what you mean....then they have that way of rememberin' the slightest details....gawd ah-mitey!

Us menfolk aint got a chance! :haha:

I know I'm told facts I don't remember, every day. :no:

Facts? What facts? Remember.....ah......remember what? What were we talking about?

Yup! These are the sort of conversations we have a lot of.

Ya know yer in trouble when she starts like this: "Do you remember when........"

Thankfully, because of age and having shot muzzleloaders I have developed the art of what I describe as "The 'I thought I heard, but not sure' look". Kinda like a hearing loss, but it's not, I'm just fakin' it (Don't any of you guys tell Mrs. Blahman)

This look forces my wife to repeat her question, and if I repeat my look she just says "Oh, forget it!"

This look can be used for all sorts of things, but be careful she doesn't purposely throw in a quick testing question like "Honey, would you like a nice cold beer?" See, that's when it gets tricky, I mean, really! That is downright sneaky!

I'm actually thinking of persuading one of them adult education type institutions into allowing me to teach this as a coarse study of sorts. Can you imagine taking a class called 'Dumb Looks 101'? :haha:

 

[hobbles]

BLAHMAN
Maybe you should write a book on it,,, they did

 

[BLAHMAN]

BLAHMAN
Maybe you should write a book on it,,, they did

I love it! Made my day! Great reply! :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :thumbsup:

 

[THOM]

I posted this over on another forum; but I just gotta share this one with you ..
It really fits !!! :agree:

SPEEDING

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

MORAL:

Don't Mess With Older Ladies.... :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Spring well
limpin'frog :sleep: :sleep:

 

[Trina]

Thankfully, because of age and having shot muzzleloaders I have developed the art of what I describe as "The 'I thought I heard, but not sure' look". Kinda like a hearing loss, but it's not, I'm just fakin' it (Don't any of you guys tell Mrs. Blahman)

BUT you didnt say us gals, now what did I do with Mrs Blahmans email, hmmmmmmm :crackup: My dad does this with my mom and has for years drives her absolutley nutty...

Limpin frog, that was so funny... :haha: :crackup:

 

[Bob J]

"Dumb Looks 101"? I'd sign up! My wife says I can't ever keep a straight face (when I've attempted a dumb look). ::

 

Bet the officer was just profiling her, she probably fits the profile of a terrorist.Even though she's not between 18 to 35 years old,male, of arab decent, a muslim, having false papers. yeah, and possibly carring an assault flintlock. :haha: I know there's need for checking things out, but gawd, let's use some common sense.I mean when my wife flew to Iowa last week, she had to put her crochet needle into her checked bags, it is considered a weapon. She has problems walking, and they at first were'nt gonna let her carry on her wooden cane. I can see the headline Grey haired Grandma attacks the cockpit and crochet's the pilot into submission with a doily. :crackup:

 

[BLAHMAN]

Thankfully, because of age and having shot muzzleloaders I have developed the art of what I describe as "The 'I thought I heard, but not sure' look". Kinda like a hearing loss, but it's not, I'm just fakin' it (Don't any of you guys tell Mrs. Blahman)

BUT you didnt say us gals, now what did I do with Mrs Blahmans email, hmmmmmmm :crackup: My dad does this with my mom and has for years drives her absolutley nutty...

Limpin frog, that was so funny... :haha: :crackup:

Ohhhhhhhhh, rats! Trapped like mice! :haha:

 

[hobbles]

Bill of the 45th Parallel
assault flintlock,, now that is a good one !!!

 

[Protrucker]

She don't want it taken off, She don't like to handle weapons but she come's out side with me and watches me MISS the targets,,

AHA! The mystery deepens, eh? Are you saying her name is Miss Targets? :hmm: :haha: :haha:

As long as it's not Miss Fire you"ve got a fighting chance! ::