Colonial Williamsburg looking for a gun maker apprentice

[Mousegunguy]

 

[CuNosecap]

I would send my son but I can't get him off Fortnight.
(That's a video game for those born before washing machine wringers went away.)

 

[Phil Coffins]

Rats! I’m neither a boy or all that heathy, still waiting on an add for Curmudgeons needed.

 

[Comfortably_Numb]

I applied for and turned down that job in 1988. They pay minimum wage and I couldn't ask my wife and three kids to live like that.