Cowboy Humor

[Rebel]

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a
long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal
every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110. He left 4
children, 20 grand-children, 30 great-grandchildren, 10
great-great-grand-children and a fifty-foot hole where the crematorium used
to be.

 

[RussB]

Was that FFg, or FFFg? :haha: :haha: :crackup:

Yep, that was some hole he left.

Russ

 

[Rebel]

Probably some of that nice fine 4f priming powder. :crackup:

 

[Flint50]

So THATS the secret on how you make oatmeal taste good :hmm:

 

[Rebel]

What, ya don't like oatmeal? :: Why it is good for your cholesterol and makes a good poltice. Just add some brown sugar and raisins to it, and it ain't bad at all. for eating that is ::.

 

[leslie]

At least he went out with a bang. :sorry:

 

[Rebel]

Yep, bet the funeral parlor got a real Blast out of it.

 

Was it , because of his PRIME !

 

[Rebel]

No, i think he was a little past his PRIME. :: More a Flash in the Pan.

 

[jim gray]

No, i think he was a little past his PRIME. More a Flash in the Pan.

Hey now, Rebel I ain't as young as I used to be, but.... ::

With the crematorium gone, I'll bet business at the cemetary is booming.

 

[Rebel]

Boy i know what ya mean about not being as young as we used to be. :: At least the mortician didn't go off half cocked. :crackup:

 

No, but it sure sounds like he probably hoisted his own petard. :crackup:

 

[soggy]

:: I have a friend that is a funeral director; and I can assure you that he is the last fellow that will ever LET YOU DOWN :crackup: :crackup:
SOGGY

 

LIES ! ALL LIES I SAY!
noway could he have had 4 kids eating that much Saltpeter! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Woody

 

[RussB]

You guys crack me up! Don't know when I've laughed this hard! :haha: :haha:

 

So were his kids called little firecrackers. :haha:

 

Bill Not sure but one thing for sure they told what kids he did have "You Can't Hold A Candle To Your Ole Man"

BOOM!



Woody

 

[soggy]

So were his kids called little firecrackers.

:hmm: No ; they were called " sons of guns :crackup:

 

[Holley]

Gee :blah:I hope you guys show up for an event or TMA camp I am in. Love to laugh...and these were good :crackup: :crackup:

 

Here is another one:

Church was in session Sunday morning in the small West Texas town when suddenly the doors blew open and the Devil comes stomping in breathing smoke and fire. Needless to say, the parishioners made a mad dash for the exit, except one wizened old cowboy. The Devil marches up to him and shouts, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM". The old cowboy nods his head in the affirmative. Satan says "AREN'T YOU AFRAID OF ME" to which the old gentleman shakes his head no. The Dark Angel throws his head back and shows a mouthful of teeth, "WHY AREN'T YOU AFRAID OF ME?!!!" he screeches at the top of his voice. The old one smiles and takes out his toothpick then says "Cause I've been married to your sister for 56 years..."