goll danged precussion rifles

[weasel]

Had a big sow sod puppie amunchin at my melon patch this afternoon rather than use one of them breech loadin rifles i elected to use T/C cherokee .32 caliber. aint shot the rifle sinct last summer so i fergot ta pinch the little nipple hugger after a belly crawl ta get within thirty yards she stood up and offered a fine shot a click were all i got the leetle precussion cap were a settin rite by the nipple my faith in flint is stronger now than ever tommory it will be .54 gpr ::
weasel

 

[sse]

big sow sod puppie

What is that? ::

sse

 

[Rebel]

I be a thinkin' he meant a groundhog.

 

big sow sod puppie

What is that? ::

sse

Ya big dummy. It's a female sod puppy bigger than most regular sow sod puppies.
Now go to your room and be quiet. :haha: :haha:

 

[sse]

Hey! I thought:
"The only dumb question is the one that isn't asked."

This will have to be changed to:
"The only dumb question is the one that sse asks."

:no: :no: :no:

Regards, sse

(P.S. Quick, somebody send me a PM!)

 

[Stumpkiller]

How do you spell "distress"?

"C-L-I-C-K"

One good use for a caplock. I've been getting my puppy used to gunfire by tossing a tennis ball and popping caps when it's midair. The little trooper doesn't flinch.