Stumpy....I hope a joke, of sorts, is not inappropriate on the forum...... If it is, just delete it.
Don't condemn me for it, it is meant in good clean fun.
Russ
An old fellow was celebrating 92 years on this Earth. He spoke to his toes.
"Hello toes!" he said, "How are you toes? You know, you are 92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon? The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday, Toes!"
"Hello, knees," he continued. "How are you, knees? You know you're 92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, Knees!"
Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willy! You little bugger. You know, if you were alive today, you'd be 92 years old!"