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The nerve of that little guy! Barging in, uninvited and pilfering your lunch. You did give him a stern "talking to", right? He needs to know to avoid that behavior in the future.
 
My mother-in-law gave me a suckling pig for my birthday one year. I went elk hunting and left the pig on his own. When I got back, things interfered and he became a pet of sorts. He slept on the WELCOME mat at the front door and grew to be 400 lbs.+. I would go out after a few beers and straddle him and he would spin and try his best to throw me off. He usually succeeded.

He was black too.
 
My mother-in-law gave me a suckling pig for my birthday one year. I went elk hunting and left the pig on his own. When I got back, things interfered and he became a pet of sorts. He slept on the WELCOME mat at the front door and grew to be 400 lbs.+. I would go out after a few beers and straddle him and he would spin and try his best to throw me off. He usually succeeded.

He was black too.
there is a "you might be a redneck" joke somewhere right there!
 
Hold my beer and watch this!!

You obviously don't know the official rules of pig riding. You have to hold your own beer in one hand and use the other hand to swat the pig's rear. A 12 second ride is required to accrue points and extra credit is given if you can swap your beer from one hand to the other without spilling any. 🐗🏴‍☠️
 
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