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[Doc Contender]

Only nine hours left till Illinois deer pistol season.
Can't find my buck knife. Accused my wife of selling it on ebay.
Have little less than nine hours to find it.

 

[Stumpkiller]

Patch Knife? Jacknife? You gotta have something else that will serve. Heck, I carry two that I could field dress a deer with on me every day on my way to work, and I'm in finance. Paring knife? Single-edged razor? Piece of broken glass. I sure wouldn't let it stop me.

Friend of mine once dressed a deer with the broadhead he killed it with, still attached to a piece of the cedar shaft - and that was in the deer when he got to it (he forgot his knife).

Popsicle stick sharpened on the sidewalk? Toe nail clippers (they won't let you on a plane with them, must be something you could do with them)?

 

[musketman]

quote:Originally posted by Doc Contender:
Can't find my buck knife. Accused my wife of selling it on ebay.Go into the kitchen, get your wife's favorite cooking knife, and hold it hostage until she tells you where she hid it...

Better yet, tell her you will be using the potato peeler unless she helps you find your buck knife...

By the way, it this it?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2216139196&category=43335