Best doggone grits ever this morning!!! Prepped for a colonoscopy all day yesterday with liquids only and then at 6:00 pm the earth moving cleansing started. , no food or drink after midnight. Got up at 4:00 and drove 45 miles to the hospital where the abuse was to take place. After They thoroughly humiliated me they wheeled me back to my room and presented me with “breakfast”. The toast had been inside the styrofoam “to go” container so it was steamed to the point that a fine pair of moccasins could be fabricated with it, the eggs were probably good 2 hours ago, bacon, what can I say, it was after all bacon so it had to be good but my bowl of barely warm, gummy, white (probably instant) grits with the butter that had melted from being incarcerated in the styrofoam steam bath that ruined the toast, salt and pepper to me was top of line culinary fare.