Muzzleloader Shop Funny Slogan

[vetarms]

I need help coming up with a funny muzzleloader related slogan to be added to the side of our new shop truck. (historic muzzleloader business)

The truck will be done in retro style and will feature vintage style lettering. The slogan must be funny and not overly crude.

The basic layout will be:

(Business Name)
Reproduction Historical Firearms
"Slogan Here"


Some examples of funny slogans from other type businesses that may be inspiring:

Discount Engineering:
"What's the worst that could happen?"

Acme Plumbing:
"Laying pipe all over town since 1959"

A-Team Drain Cleaning Co:
"I pity the stool."

Ace Well Drilling:
"Your hole is our goal."

Etc.

And just to make it fun, if I decide to use your slogan on the truck I'll send you a box of free muzzleloader goodies you can use at the range!

Let's see those slogans!

 

[coloradoclyde]

"Give history a shot"

Or....

"A blast from the past"

 

[Kansas Jake]

Years ago I had a bumper sticker that said, "Muzzleloaders have lead balls."

 

[Grenadier1758]

Good Smoke Starts Here

 

[azmntman]

Balls from the past

Great Grampas Round Ball Shop

Ancient Ammo

Old Tyme shootin shop

Dry Powder Muzzle loading shoppe

Flint n Cap Stop

Boones Ball Shoppe

Smoke from the past

Not your Fathers Round Ball Shoppe

Hawk n Stop

(I be thinking all day.....be back soon)

 

[azmntman]

"Nactors" Powder Keg

A trip back shootin shoppe

Dry Ball Emporium

Nostalgia Gun Palace

Powder Ball N Prime

Smokey Way Fine Muzzleloaders

Flash in the pan Old Tyme Gun shoppe

Mountain Man Powder N horn Stop

Rondivous to You Black Powder Arms CO

The Smoking Zone Gun Shoppe

 

[azmntman]

Got Balls? Muzzle-loading stop

Way Back When Fine Muzzle loading Guns

18th Century Round Balls n Such

 

[zimmerstutzen]

Pass time in a past time.

 

[cynthialee]

"Give history a shot"

Or....

"A blast from the past"

After going through the thread....these two are my favorites of the lot.

I was trying to come up with something that plays on the very low rate of fire of muzzle loaders against the modern mind set, but nothing I am coming up with works well.

 

[Jumpshot]

"One Shot, One Thrill"

 

[bubba.50]

(business name)
it takes balls to play our game
est. 20--


(business name)
assault weapons since 1776
est. 20--


(business name)
brown bess, the original assault rifle
est. 20--

 

[BrownBear]

Balls patched here.

 

[matt denison]

(Business Name)
Reproduction Historical Firearms
"Our Business is Booming"

 

[Tom Compton]

Flintlocks and ROUNDBALLS .... The original rock and roll.

 

[Artificer]

(business name)
assault weapons since 1776
est. 20--


(business name)
brown bess, the original assault rifle
est. 20--

Or

Brown Bess, the ORIGINAL American Assault Weapon

Unfortunately, I think even a lot of folks in our hobby would not understand, though I certainly do.

Gus

 

[coloradoclyde]

"Give history a shot"

Or....

"A blast from the past"

After going through the thread....these two are my favorites of the lot.

I was trying to come up with something that plays on the very low rate of fire of muzzle loaders against the modern mind set, but nothing I am coming up with works well.

Thank you!... :grin:

Normally I would be against a slogan if it were my business.... I like to keep things professional.
Instead of a "slogan", what about a short description so people immediately know what your business is about? Some businesses have names that are deliberately vague and loose a sales opportunity because of that.

I guess the important thing is to forgo Sexual connotations and political controversy....The object of advertising is to attract customers, not turn them away.

 

[Claude Mathis]

You'll notice that several posts have been deleted.

Kids read this Forum.

Keep it clean or send your "adult humor" to nactorman via private message.

 

[Col. Batguano]

Ye Olde Fashioned Gun Shoppe
Business is Smokin`
Making America Great Again

 

[FishDFly]

You'll notice that several posts have been deleted.

Kids read this Forum.

Keep it clean or send your "adult humor" to nactorman via private message.

Why does everyone think they need a cute phrase for a business to be successful?

Cute does not work, hard work and honesty does.

 

[necchi]

Muzzleloaders Really Pack a Load