Muzzleloader Shop Funny Slogan

[Gene L]

The Powder Room.

 

[Coot]

I think that Colorado Clyde has submitted two good ones with
"Give History a Shot" and "A Blast from the Past".

He also gives excellent advice to avoid alienating potential customers by avoiding any sexual or political undertones.

One of my favorite company slogans was on a roofers truck:
"Above all, a good roof"

I have seen "Real men shoot flint" on a bumper sticker.

 

[Semisane]

If it’s not making smoke you’re holding the wrong gun.

 

[Skychief]

"Once you shoot black, you'll never go back!" :wink:

 

[tenngun]

"Here's smoke in your eye"

'We shoot fire locks and throw tommyhawks'

Aim small hit small

The original outfitter

Red wood and brown iron

 

[Louisk]

The One Shot Shop.

The one stop shop
for the one shot shooter.

 

[Billnpatti]

How 'bout these for your consideration? They immediately tell people what you are selling and then add a little catch. Never loose your product in an obscure saying, let them know immediately what business you are in and then add a little catch.

"Muzzleloaders, providing American's with food, protection and fun for over 200 years."

or

"Muzzleloaders, the rifle for folks who know how to hunt"

or

"Muzzleloaders....for when you are ready for a real treat"

or

"Muzzleloaders. Don't you owe yourself a real treat?"

or

"Muzzleloaders, the weapon of choice for hundreds of years. Are you ready?"

or if you want it to rhyme:

"Muzzleloaders...the gun that smokes
for fun loving folks"

 

[Rick Boylan]

(Business Name)
Reproduction Historical Firearms
"Slogan Here"

We make the single shot a lifelong pleasure.

 

[Shooey]

How about:

"Spark your interest in history"
or
"We do it all, lock, stock, and barrel"
or
"We never sleep, just knap"
or
"Everything you need to hit the mark"

 

[Zonie]

(Business Name)
Reproduction Historical Firearms
"HISTORY IN THE MAKING"

 

[Mickc01]

Nothing to add. Seems it's all covered. Just got to say....this thread is a HOOT to read!....Mick :grin:

 

[coloradoclyde]

Unfortunately, the best one....
"Keeping Tradition Alive"
Is already taken. :haha:

 

[don hepler]

"We ain't jus knapping and blowing smoke"
This is serious business

 

[necchi]

"We do it all, lock, stock, and barrel"

Oooo! :wink: That's good,,
Or something like "this is what lock, stock and barrel is all about"
"We are what lock, stock and barrel means,,

 

[Major Dorman]

Lock, Stock & Barrel

 

[Tom Compton]

I know it's a tangent but I thought of this thread today when I saw a vacuum truck that cleans septic tanks. It was painted yellow and a sign said "STOOL BUS". I know, I know it's bad but it did remind me of this thread.

 

[coloradoclyde]

Was the bus dropping the kids off at the pool?..... :haha:

 

[Tom Compton]

LOL.

 

[Swamp Rat]

Blowing smoke is what we do.

Smell our smoke and choke.

If your wife stole your balls come get ours.

My barrel is longer than your barrel.

"Muzzleloaders" our barrels have balls.

I did not read the others yet, I got to get to work, sorry if same. Later guys good luck.

 

[Captjoel]

"Caution: This Truck Stops At All Historic Crossings" May back up to see where we've been!