Boy Don, I'm sure glad your not a lurker!
The last lurker I knew anything about was some guy who was peeking into my neighbors house about 45 years ago.
I was just a kid then but I remember the incident well because my dad loved telling the story.
My dad had a Plainsman CO2 powered BB pistol. The thing would shoot as fast as you could pull the trigger and would easily shoot thru one wall of a tin can.
Anyway, one night we got a phone call from the neighbor. He told my dad he thought someone was outside his daughters window. My dad got out the Plainsman and went outside.
A short time later the distinct sound of a "Phap Phap Phap" was heard along with a mighty "Thudwhish".
My dad came back inside and related to us that he saw the guy looking into the bedroom window and said "Hay, You!"
The guy started to run so my dad cut loose with three shots.
With each shot, the guy accelerated until he got to the Oleander Hedge.
For those who don't know, these plants grow to a height of over 20 feet and intertwine forming a solid wall that is three to four feet thick at the base.
The guy hit that and was going fast enough that he went clear thru it and kept going!! :crackup:
We never heard of another Lurker in our neighborhood. :crackup:
Anyway, I knew you wern't a lurker because of the nice introduction you gave, so WELCOME to the Forum. I Know your going to like it here.