Now this tops the cake...........

[new2bp]

I may or may not head to the range w/ attached shop carrying two cases - one empty and one full - and coming back home with two full cases....

 

[ETipp]

the reality of my gun buying is that i sold a collection of 54 winchester 94's a few years ago and use that to buy my muzzleloading stuff.
my bonnie lass never says boo, unless i start standing them up in the corners, somehow that is a mortal sin!

Oh she wouldn't like my house then.

 

[PathfinderNC]

It's all the fashion these days.

 

[Omahkapi'si]

Live it up boys. We’re a long time dead.

 

[Absoroka]

I just buy my wife another Lense for her camera. All is quiet on the western front.

 

[springfield art]

We now live in a world where it's OK to mock men. Mock masculinity. Berate men in public. Shame men in public. Make men look like fools on TV and in movies.

We're seeing an uptick in threats of violence as a joke. We're seeing real smacks to the back of the head. We're hearing more men tell their wives they'll be home soon while standing in the checkout line.

The amount of cowering to a supposed Partner in Life sickens me. A person who truly loved a Life Partner would encourage their passions. This goes for both men and woman.

So grab your sacks, stop being weenies, clean your pistols in the kitchen sink. And when your Partner in Life gets mad at you and gets out the rolling pins and frying pans, tell her that sink belongs to you too.

Same applies to generic 'whites', too. No capitalization there! White males are the be all and end all of the world's problems, apparently.

 

[64Springer]

Same applies to generic 'whites', too. No capitalization there! White males are the be all and end all of the world's problems, apparently.

Even if your great great great grandfather on you mother's cousin's sister's aunt's side of the family didn't own any slaves.

All societies need a Fall Guy.

 

[hanshi]

Maybe I'm different or just sort of "out-of-phase" but to me no one is safe from my humor and including subtle insults. But I am under the impression I'm mellow, according to some others (they just don't know the brutal truth). But I was raised by women (grandmother mostly) and they don't intimidate me. In many ways women have been held back and tend to get "used". In truth the only real difference between men and women is that women can evermore talk and you have to use a hammer to drive a word in edgewise when they are talking.

I envision myself as...


What others see.

As I WISH to appear.

 

[ETipp]

Maybe I'm different or just sort of "out-of-phase" but to me no one is safe from my humor and including subtle insults. But I am under the impression I'm mellow, according to some others (they just don't know the brutal truth). But I was raised by women (grandmother mostly) and they don't intimidate me. In many ways women have been held back and tend to get "used". In truth the only real difference between men and women is that women can evermore talk and you have to use a hammer to drive a word in edgewise when they are talking.

I envision myself as...


What others see.

As I WISH to appear.

Word of caution bro. A broom handle is longer than your arms.

Some women even have those high capacity broom closets.

 

[Campbell]

This actually happened to me this morning.

So my wife has been cutting my hair for many years. This morning while having coffee I asked her if she would mind giving me a hair cut this evening. She replied "maybe, we'll have to see". Being in bad need for a hair cut, and thinking I was being funny, I told her that it really doesn't matter because I was thinking of letting my hair and beard grow out as much as possible anyway. She gave me a half crazy stare. I then proceeded say, yeah, I'm really getting into this traditional muzzleloader thing so that would fit right in. She paused for a brief moment and replied " Yeah, I like the the traditional thing too. With glee I responded "really"? She said yep, that if I buy another muzzleloader she was going to dress up in a long dress, put on an apron and a bonnet, get her broom and beat the living hell out of me.

This is no joke.

Dang it all, anyway.

I don’t know where to start.

 

[TreeMan]

I live alone with five dogs in a cabin in the mountains. I never have been one to keep a full time woman around. I’m too inclined to tell them to mind their tone with it comes to gun buying and beard growth lol. Have never felt the desire to have a second mother to scold me. My dogs don’t give two shitttz what I look like or how much money I spend!

 

[nkbj]

 

[ETipp]

Live it up boys. We’re a long time dead.

Yep, and we ain't getting any younger. So get em while you can.

 

[burlesontom]

My wife gave up a long time ago saying anything about me buying guns. Especially after she saw me sell a few for way more than I paid for them. I pay all the bills and take care of the finances. She is a bookkeeper and does the tax work. I don't care what she buys with her money. She doesn't care what I buy with mine and it wouldn't matter if she did. If I want it, I get it. The thing is that for the last few years I have bought very little. There just isn't much I want anymore.

And I have my own checking account.

 

[rafterob]

Hilarious! Wish my wife had a sense of humor.

 

[nkbj]

For decades I've arranged things so there's no way that if I keel over first she's gonna be one of those widows who wake up some morning as non-persons. Her credit rating is kept high. She's kept intimately involved and informed of every nook and cranny. And there's no way anybody else cuts my hair.

 

[ColonialRifleSmith]

Women are funny that way. They can hurt you too.

My wife takes good care of herself and looks 20 years younger than her age. i once commented: "Thanks for keeping yourself pretty for me". Her reaction was to shove a finger down her throat and mimic puking: "For you, I wouldn't do this stuff for Tom Selleck, I do it for myself".

OUCH!!!!

 

[ColonialRifleSmith]

My wife gave up a long time ago saying anything about me buying guns. Especially after she saw me sell a few for way more than I paid for them. I pay all the bills and take care of the finances. She is a bookkeeper and does the tax work. I don't care what she buys with her money. She doesn't care what I buy with mine and it wouldn't matter if she did. If I want it, I get it. The thing is that for the last few years I have bought very little. There just isn't much I want anymore.

And I have my own checking account.

Took the post right out of my mouth. If I want it, I get it. She can bitch all she wants. 'Nuff said.

 

[ETipp]

Took the post right out of my mouth. If I want it, I get it. She can gripe all she wants. 'Nuff said.

Now, now. You know the old saying.............If momma ain't happy ain't no body happy.

I try, honest I do. But every once in while, a mans gotta go against the grain.

 

[sheriff john]

Married 45 years. Only two words that work ..yes, dear. Then do what you can get away with. They don't call me "Teflon John" for nothing.