Ya see Stumpy? Ah tol ye we war a gonna get rich, but Youuuuuu says, Oh No. Ah wants ta be a kind guy un shar it with tha wourld so ye writes up this har post:
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Here's the latest, most goodest formulation:
2 oz. Beeswax (4 tablespoons)
8 oz. Castor oil (16 tablespoons)
1 oz Murphy's Oil Soap (2 tablespoons)
Through various batches I have arrived at the following proceedure for the best results.
Set the containers you intend to hold the lube out on a sheet of newspaper (I use mint tins that have had the paint scorched off with a propane torch).
Heat beeswax in a soup can set a pot of water. ( I keep my beeswax in a one pound coffee can and measure pot what I need by melting it). Add just enough water so the can does not begin to float (should be just short of the level in the can). Heat the water. In a seperate can, add the castor oil and Murphy's oil soap (cold). Once the beeswax is melted, swap the castor oil can in the pot of water for the beeswax. Add the beeswax . It will clump up. Stir with an ice tea spoon as the mixture heats up. When it fully melts there will be a 'scum' that floats to the top and just won't mix in. Be patient. DO NOT COOK THE MIXTURE. Skim the scum off. Remove the mix from the heat and wipe the water off the outside (so it won't drip into the container when you pour it out). FINAL TOP SECRET STEP: Add a teaspoon of Murphy's Oil Soap and stir vigoursly. This last step makes the lube frothy and smooth - really adds to the appearance; though it doesn't seem to matter to the function of the lube. Clamp the can in the jaws of a vice-grip plier and pour into the waiting tins. Allow to cool a half hour.
MOOSE MARROW
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The witch hazel didn't seem to help in the M.Snot mixture, so I phased it out. It actually caused a lot of coagulation in the thinner, less waxy mix and was hard to get melted evenly. As you note, it's still in the M.Milk. The firmist of the "moose" line is "Moose Marrow" and that has witch hazel still in the mix, also. I figure this for a Mini