Gun_Runner
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I know this is a little off subject, but it does have a shotgun and deer in it.
Subject: Santa's Check Ride
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal
Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the
FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled
and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all
his paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer
harnesses,the landing gear, and Rudolph`s nose. He painstakingly
reviewed Santa`s weight and balance calculations for the sled`s enormous
payload.
Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened
his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the
examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa`s surprise, a shotgun.
"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but
you`re gonna lose an engine on takeoff." :crackup:
Subject: Santa's Check Ride
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal
Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the
FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled
and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all
his paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer
harnesses,the landing gear, and Rudolph`s nose. He painstakingly
reviewed Santa`s weight and balance calculations for the sled`s enormous
payload.
Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened
his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the
examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa`s surprise, a shotgun.
"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but
you`re gonna lose an engine on takeoff." :crackup:
eace: 
