Tenngunn,
I will respectfully disagree with you above post. There is too a 12 step program, or rather, a 12 gun program, but even that is just a beginning and may or may not work to cure this affliction. I will let y'all know as I am getting close, but have a strange feeling that I may go over that... aww shucks, you're right, it is hopeless, but who would want to quit anyway?