Arkansas Paul
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My wife thought "ball bag" was funny. She didn't know what the heck I was talking about. lol
Especially since Buffalo scrotum was a common ball bagMy wife thought "ball bag" was funny. She didn't know what the heck I was talking about. lol
Ohh! They have medication for that.....
That one always gets my girlfriend gigglingMy wife thought "ball bag" was funny. She didn't know what the heck I was talking about. lol
Yep, that and a ball bag. I still catch grief from those.Recently I told my wife I needed a nipple wrench. Hilarity ensued.
I did have a bumper sticker that said it took real balls to be a muzzleloaderI always wanted to get a bumper sticker;
``"Muzzleloaders"
"Really pack a load"
Perhaps she should think that the terms that she finds amusing were in guns first and sex later.Wife is already cackling about ML terminology. Cock, half-cock, full cock, of course Ramrod, ball, patching a ball, ball size, lube in a variety of kinds - Bore butter, toilet bowl cleaner, "one hole" patterns, strippers, -- got any more?
Any of your wives and "significant others" also laughing? Keep it clean, please! Family forum, here.
A variation shows up in graffiti in PompeyThe word "pistol" actually came from the Italian town of Pistoia! A relatively small town, but supposedly where the little, hand held gun, the pistol, was first made! Seems there was a fellow named Vitelli who first created these hand held guns! But I was on my honeymoon with a very fetching girl (then), so I might be wrong!
A male horse has a sheath. He usually keeps his tool in his sheath unless he is using it.Yes, but I’m thinking sexual connotations are nothing new.
The armor or groin closure was a cod piece. There was no doubt about what a man’s ‘cod’ was
Pistol was drawn from slang that predates guns. Mast or spar and cover all were sexual slangs
You stick your knife in a sheath, but sheath in Latin wasn’t a place for a knife
'Cock' related terminology comes from observing a rooster, especially a dominant male, the 'cock of the walk', so producing all sorts of sexual innuendo. The cock, or hammer of a flintlock especially, looks very much like a rooster's head with the flint held in the beak. The curve of the neck of the hammer is functionally unnecessary (it would work just as well if straight) but reproduces the elegant lines of the head, neck, and chest of a rooster, especially in the round faced lock designs. 'Pecker' comes from the pecking action that cocks use when searching for food. Roosters (and all birds) are modern descendants of certain dinosaurs, so metaphors related to them probably originated in the paleolithic cultures.Wife is already cackling about ML terminology. Cock, half-cock, full cock, of course Ramrod, ball, patching a ball, ball size, lube in a variety of kinds - Bore butter, toilet bowl cleaner, "one hole" patterns, strippers, -- got any more?
Any of your wives and "significant others" also laughing? Keep it clean, please! Family forum, here.
It's all in your mind, if that's the kind of mind that you have. Semper Fi.Wife is already cackling about ML terminology. Cock, half-cock, full cock, of course Ramrod, ball, patching a ball, ball size, lube in a variety of kinds - Bore butter, toilet bowl cleaner, "one hole" patterns, strippers, -- got any more?
Any of your wives and "significant others" also laughing? Keep it clean, please! Family forum, here.
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