RussB
45 Cal.
- Joined
- Feb 25, 2004
- Messages
- 882
- Reaction score
- 13
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...Don't ask me what I'm thinking about. It's always something to do with Blackpowder.
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...When one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart despite the evidence it will just cost me twice as much once the Repairman gets there to "help me, or hold something for me". I am a Muzzleloader and I can fix about anything.
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...When the car is not running, I can be expected to pop the hood and give the engine a good long, hard staring...much like one might stare at a Bear.
And, if another Muzzleloader comes by we will say to each other, "I used to be able fix these things, nowadays with all them computers and such., I'm just not sure".
Then we could be expected to pass a jug of Apple Pie and pass gas in a form of Holy Communion.
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...If I should lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle around with a wire long past hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA was not an option for the Mountain Man.
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...I think what you are wearing is fine. With the belt, or without the belt, it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You are always beautiful. You absolutely look just fine.
Now, why can't I wear my War Shirt?
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...I will gladly share the house work. Mountain Men did such things. You just do the cooking, the laundry, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes....And, I'll do the rest.
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...I do not wish to visit your mother. I do not want your mother to come visit us. I do not want to talk to your mother on the phone, and I do not want to talk to your mother when she calls. I do not want to think of your mother any more than I have to. Whatever you buy your mother is just fine, and pick me up some Blackpowder while you're out.
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store. I like beans. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin or tofu". It must be peroid correct, and they ain't.
I hope you folks enjoy this, my wife sent it to me from the office, and I got such a kick out of it I thought I would share it....Funny how some folks see us. :crackup:
Russ
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...When one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart despite the evidence it will just cost me twice as much once the Repairman gets there to "help me, or hold something for me". I am a Muzzleloader and I can fix about anything.
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...When the car is not running, I can be expected to pop the hood and give the engine a good long, hard staring...much like one might stare at a Bear.
And, if another Muzzleloader comes by we will say to each other, "I used to be able fix these things, nowadays with all them computers and such., I'm just not sure".
Then we could be expected to pass a jug of Apple Pie and pass gas in a form of Holy Communion.
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...If I should lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle around with a wire long past hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA was not an option for the Mountain Man.
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...I think what you are wearing is fine. With the belt, or without the belt, it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You are always beautiful. You absolutely look just fine.
Now, why can't I wear my War Shirt?
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...I will gladly share the house work. Mountain Men did such things. You just do the cooking, the laundry, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes....And, I'll do the rest.
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...I do not wish to visit your mother. I do not want your mother to come visit us. I do not want to talk to your mother on the phone, and I do not want to talk to your mother when she calls. I do not want to think of your mother any more than I have to. Whatever you buy your mother is just fine, and pick me up some Blackpowder while you're out.
Since I'm a Muzzleloader...I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store. I like beans. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin or tofu". It must be peroid correct, and they ain't.
I hope you folks enjoy this, my wife sent it to me from the office, and I got such a kick out of it I thought I would share it....Funny how some folks see us. :crackup:
Russ