Camp turkey joke anyone? There was a hunter that had a bad luck turkey season one fall. Deer season came in , so hoping for better luckon deer , he went forth. Early in the morning , a nice buck came to him and everything was good. The buck was an easy shot, he dressed it , and headed for the truck. He went a little ways and out stepped a big gobbler . His flinter was still loaded and he just couldn't pass up the bird. He got close to the truck , and spotted a man in a green uniform looking at him . He carefully stuffed the dead turkey into the body cavity of the buck and headed for the uniform by his vehicle. The law man checked his tag in the deer's ear and helped him load the deer into the truck. As the warden turned to leave , he noticed a turkey's foot protruding from the bucks body cavity, turned back and looked at the concealed bird, then at our hunter. The hunter now searching for an answer for the lawman , that just inquired about the illegally hidden bird in the deer's gut , the hunter said " Officer ,if i wouldn't have killed that buck , he would have eaten the whole flock of turkeys."