Virgin wool ? blanket owners want to know..

[TwoShadows]

I know virgin wool blankets cost more....so much for the old adage about the wages of sin..O K, so the moral standards of sheep affect the price of wool, but who verify's this virginity? Do the "wooly fuzz" conduct inspections? Is this considered "profilling"? If a little lamb is concieved before marriage, what is the status of the wool produced by the little lamb? I have never seen "bastard wool blankets". Blanket owners want to know.

We don't want the wool pulled over our eyes on this one either!

 

[Haggis]

Virgin wool comes from a young ewe who has managed to pass its first year without getting its head caught in the Scotsman's fence.

 

[Zonie]

I once knew an old guy who said:
"I couldn't make a U turn but she sure rolled her eyes!"

If I ever grow up, I may figure out what he was talking about.

 

[TwoShadows]

Hag....is that where the song "I know I'll never love another Ewe" came from ?

'Zonie....are ewe kidding me? (naw...kiddin would be a goat)...never mind.

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It ain't how ye pick yer nose, it's where ya flick tha booooger!

Shadows

 

[Stumpkiller]

Then there was the [insert country of choice] sheperd that didn't want to come to America because he couldn't bear to leave his sheep's behind.

 

[Zonie]

These are getting really Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Takin sheep shots at a poor defenceless shepherd. De FENCE less? Oh, that explains why he looks at ewe thatway. He can't use the excuse that he was just helping it over the fence with his rod and staff.

I guess once again I have to "take it on the lamb" for draging this post down (although you have to admit when it starts out with some scheep blanket question it wool shear go downhill fast.)

Then their was the shepherd that said he got the blanket for his wife to which the other shepherd said.....Nice Trade.

 

[musketman]

I thought virgin wool came from UGLY sheep...

I don't even want to know where the RED dye came from on those Hudson's Bay blankets...

 

[musketman]

quote:Originally posted by 'zonie:
"I couldn't make a U turn but she sure rolled her eyes!"Talk about pulling the wool over your eyes...