You Might be a Traditional Muzzleloader if you

In lighthearted spirit, and with no offense intended, and tongue in cheek to Jeff Foxworthy.

You Might be a Traditional Muzzleloader if You
1. Know that a Sabot (pronounced sa-bow) is a wooden shoe that was thrown into the machinery to shut it down, hence SABOTage.
2. know what Tow is, and what it's used for.
3. know what Moose Snot is.
4. know that Track of the Wolf is more than a footprint out in the woods.
5. make stinky stuff in the kitchen, and yer better half almost doesn't care.
6. have a pick and brush and it's not for yer hair.
7. Ken unerstan wut Zonie sez.
8. know that a touch hole liner isn't a sanitary product
9. think cartridge guns are just a passing fad.
10. think a powderhorn is a fashion statement.
11. know that twist has nothing to do with Chubby Checker.
Warped brain ran dry, can anyone come up with more? :rotf:

 

:rotf: can't now busy laughing :rotf:

 

12. See a roadkill Porky, and think maybe I should try some quill work ( happened today)

 

[rusty]

I love it,aint it true :rotf:

 

[NORD]

You know the original meaning for 'spruce up'

 

[Pittsburghunter]

13- You use the word nipple on a daily basis without getting slapped.

14- You talk lovingly about how well your balls are patched.

15- You walk around the woods all day half-cocked without your wife or even the warden getting mad at you.

16- You race your wife to the material section of Walmart.

 

[hawkchucker]

You find the smell of sulpher intoxicating

 

[roundball]

18) You spend more time cleaning muzzleloaders than you do your truck...and enjoy it!!!
:grin:

 

[Bob J]

:rotf: Whew! Let me wipe the tears from my eyes. That's the funniest thing I've seen this week :rotf: :rotf:

 

[jim gray]

19 Have more attachments for your ramrod than you do for the vacuum cleaner.

20 Cut yourself with a flint more often than with a razor.

21 Your most used referrence book is a DGW catalog.

 

[M A C]

22. If cleaning your nipples doesn't sound dirty.

 

[Nightwind]

That a caplock isn't just used on your pickup's gas tank.

You use a smoothbore to shoot down that wasp nest on your livingroom ceiling.

Your gunsafe looks more like a walk-in cooler.

 

[adbranaman]

Gun Safe looks more like a Museum! :bow:

 

[walruskid1]

the fire dept. has a red X on the map showing the location of your house!

 

[SavageArcher]

Know you've gone traditional when you break out a matched set of dueling pistols to settle a dispute with your neighbor. :haha:

 

[SavageArcher]

what else? :hmm:

Your tea kettle is used more often to clean guns than make tea.

The sink or bathtub has a permement black ring around it.

You stop at garage sales and try out old leather purses that might make good possibles bags.

You wife or girlfriend is jealous of they way you drool over the pictures in the TOTW catalog.

You think a gift subscribtion to Muzzleoader at Christmas is truely a sign of love and well wishing.

Bystanders think you're into body piercing becasue you're talking about picking your nipples. Don't even want to know what they're thinking when your talking about picking your vent.

 

[musketman]

In lighthearted spirit, and with no offense intended, and tongue in cheek to Jeff Foxworthy.

You Might be a Traditional Muzzleloader if You

...have a possibles bag that is more functional than your wife's purse...

 

[wheelockhunter]

Have no eyebrows

 

[Al Bateman 1]

Have no eyebrows

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

 

Know that fusil is pronounced few-zee :hmm: