You Might be a Traditional Muzzleloader if you

38. You buy pipecleaners, but don't smoke.

39. you know what a cowsknee is.

40. You see a three-point antler shed and think
Wow, three powder measures, a short starter, and a knife handle. :rotf: Bill

 

[jim gray]

Know that blanket, chunk, wall, and swivel are all prefixes for the word gun.

Can tell the differnce between a rifle, a musket, and a rifle-musket.

 

[riarcher]

Can tell the differnce between a rifle, a musket, and a rifle-musket.

,,,,and a rifled musket.

Olive oil ain't fer cookin.

Turkey bones last longer around the house than the turkey.

Can't take a shower 'cause you're browning steel.

B-B-Q grill has lead slatter.

Hot Balls are not sexy.

A "Maxi" is not a pad.

"Goin' smokeless" is not for you.

And,,,,

A "quick-shot" has nothing to do with the wife.

 

[Wolfbane]

If a percussion instrument to you means a particularly modern rifle. :blah:

 

[Buffalo Bones]

Talking Beans, Lollipops & Bananas is not about food.

 

[jerrywh]

your barbecuer is 48" long 4" wide and 6" deep

You think the first lady is BARBY CHAMBERS

YOUR BUMPER STICKER SAYS TED NUGENT FOR PRESIDENT

 

[FearNot]

Know that fusil is pronounced few-zee

As in...

I think'll go inside, lay down an' ketch a fusils??? :rotf:

No. 16 gets my vote for funniest!!

 

[musketman]

You Might be a Traditional Muzzleloader if You

...Have scars on your hands and arms from knapping flint...

...Don't think that having 10,000 beads on your shirt makes you look like a sissy...

 

[adbranaman]

and wearing leather pants don't mean your gay.

 

[Stony]

....When you slow down to check out the road kill to see if the pelt is still good.

....When someone says they like your tail and they are not talking about your butt.

....When someone says they like your butt and they are talking about your gun's butt.