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Chuck Norris, never heard of her

Does anyone here remember the Mountain Dew commercial with chuck Norris?

On Bidenomics

This is a story my father in-law told me yesterday, true or not I don't know. The game warden was told of a local fisherman that caught fish no matter the weather or time of day even when no one else was catching a thing so he looked up this local and asked how he catches all these fish when nobody else can catch anything. The old fisherman told him "Come out with me next Saturday and I'll show you." So the next Saturday the warden met him at his boat and they went out in the middle of the lake, " Well, show me how you catch so many fish." The old fisherman opened his tackle box and pulled out a stick of dynamite, lit it and dropped it over," BU-whoom." All kinds of fish started floating to the surface as the warden yelled, "You can't do that. it's against the law!" The old guy hands the warden a lit stick of dynamite and said, "You gonna talk or fish?"

brushblind said:

"You gonna talk or fish?"

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Old old joke but still funny.

Here's one

Chuck Norris was bitten by the most venomous snake in the world. After a long , long time suffering in horrible pain…. The snake died…..

That's like Chuck Norris toilet paper. Don't take no SH** of NOBODY!!

What makes this all the funnier is that it's true.

Super Bowl Sunday is coming

Here is a one word joke!
"""BIDEN""

One more.

Two of my old dogs, the big one is teaching the little one how to listen for ground squirrels

What Biden said when he arrived at the party.

Speaking of Biden