Caddyshack III: Judgement Day

[sgtsquid]

Since there is already a gardening thread here, I thought this should be ok here since it is related. If not, mods are welcome to move it to an off topic forum.

Gophers are out of control on my property and I have had limited success trapping them. I'm just about ready to just summon the spirit of Carl Spackler and use black powder, but that stuff is expensive and hard to get here in Cali. Does anyone here have any tips for gophers? As many as there are around here, some recipes may be in order too. I'm in Norcal with hard rocky clay soil, if that matters.

 

[Antonio Ferraioli]

You need to find all the holes...all of them. Sulpher will drive them out. Get a bunch of road flares. Light them up and stick them in all the holes and cover up the holes with board, put some weight on them..

 

[deerstalkert]

You need to find all the holes...all of them. Sulpher will drive them out. Get a bunch of road flares. Light them up and stick them in all the holes and cover up the holes with board, put some weight on them..

this.
Or, find the holes and seal all but one. take a propane source such as a weed burner and without lighting let the gas fill the tunnels.
call up your least favorite brother in law and have him stick a lit match in the last hole.
when he grows back all his hair and is done with the skin grafting, invite him over for a gopher on a stick barbeque and swim in your new pool.
https://www.bing.com/videos/rivervi...4622060B7C291C44F5224622060B7C291C4&FORM=VIRE

 

[sgtsquid]

this.
Or, find the holes and seal all but one. take a propane source such as a weed burner and without lighting let the gas fill the tunnels.
call up your least favorite brother in law and have him stick a lit match in the last hole.
when he grows back all his hair and is done with the skin grafting, invite him over for a gopher on a stick barbeque and swim in your new pool.
https://www.bing.com/videos/rivervi...4622060B7C291C44F5224622060B7C291C4&FORM=VIRE

That's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen! If it wasn't over $2000 I would already have one on order. I was wondering if that thing is legal in California, but apparently the company is IN California!

 

[deerstalkert]

that isn't the video i was looking for, but still shows results. the one i was looking for looked like a Doolittle raid. think different gases give different results. wonder if they designate the gases as ffg, fffg, or what?