Was just kidding with all that...
The Oyster Rolex is a very good watch and about the "Tourbillon" it's an old love story: professional deformation in a way...
Since I started my training as a watchmaker, I literally fell in love with Louis Abraham Bréguet's invention...
The "caroussels" and the "tourbillons", as well as the escapements with trigger (pivoted or not), and other complications are exercises of style more than anything else...
We often joke with these things: it's part of the job, so as dropping a joke is not always transferable: forget it...