"A student of the lesser-known Las Vegas Brothel Shool of Longrifles.".............the one in back of the Mustang Ranch?
:RO:
I always wanted to attend that school, but I couldn't afford the tuition and they laughed when I mentioned scholarship.....said it was "just a bit short" or sumpin to that effect, funny bunch of people run that place.
Bunch of MOP heads, if ya ask me.
Russ
Yah, Ah went thar afore they closed the place.
Thar kinda weird at that school.
Thay all seemed ta know all 'bout in lays.
Em folks seemed real interested bout ma being able to hold a flint stone in the jaws of my flintlock hammer, (well, Ah didn't call it a "hammer" whan Ah was talkin 'bout it).
Thay said thay had never heard of a cock with jaws!!!
Several o um started a gigglin whan Ah tol um Ah usually use a vent pick afore primin, but iffen tha touch hole war large, Ah used a feather. One of um asked me iffen that wouldn't tickle? Real strange, em folks, Ah says.
Thay were curious bout ma short starter too, and wondered iffen that's all Ah had. Whan Ah tol them Ah just use it fer startin out afore Ah pull out ma 43 inch rod, two of um fainted! Another got tha darndest grin on her face tho. Like Ah says, thar weird.
Thay were interested in ma leather ball pouch too but looked a bit disapointed whan Ah said Ah left it at home.
Thay all seemed ta know what a shot measure wer, but thay didn't know ye could get tha adjustible kind.
Tha also didn't know much 'bout powder measures measurin in grains. Thay said most of the powder measures thay had heard 'bout measured in grams.
Whan tha subject turned ta lubes, Ah tol um some folks use moose milk or Bore Butter but Ah offen jus use spit.
Thay hadn't herd o moose milk or Bore Butter but all o em said thay had tried spit at one time or another. Most of um warn't real fond of it, thay said.
Whan tha talk turned ta how to instal a cap on a cap lock "cone" thay seemed ta loose interest tho.
Ah just said, "sometimes you gots ta pinch the cap down real hard so's it dont fall off o the nipple.
Ah ain't sur why but whan Ah tol um Ah have several different nipple pricks they all got up an left me sittin thar alone. :: ::