You know, that discoloration on your meerschaum is highly desirable - it's called "seasoning" and is one of the great things about meerschaum pipes. It's a result of the heat and residue of repeated smoking, and that's why it comes out uneven - repeated, uneven heating and cooling.
I once read of a 19th c. englishman who determined to "perfectly" season his meerschaum pipe, and arranged for his tobacconist to keep the pipe in use around the clock by consecutive smokers, for days on end. As I recall, he was thrilled with the resulting color, less thrilled with the bill for weeks worth of labor...
I once read of a 19th c. englishman who determined to "perfectly" season his meerschaum pipe, and arranged for his tobacconist to keep the pipe in use around the clock by consecutive smokers, for days on end. As I recall, he was thrilled with the resulting color, less thrilled with the bill for weeks worth of labor...