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lead is bad
bad bad bad lead ... NO COOKIE
in fact, lead is so bad that i routinely punish my lead very severely.
first, i chop it apart. then i melt it (i tried burning it at the stake, but that just made a mess) ... then, when it screams in agony as the heat make sit liquid, i force it into weird shapes. then i blast the shapes into the heavens using explosives, and laugh with demonic glee as it smacks into an earthen berm. when enough of the lead shapes and their brethren ahev thus been punished, i dig them out of the earth and repeat the process ...
why is everyone looking at me as though i've gone soft in the head?
bad bad bad lead ... NO COOKIE
in fact, lead is so bad that i routinely punish my lead very severely.
first, i chop it apart. then i melt it (i tried burning it at the stake, but that just made a mess) ... then, when it screams in agony as the heat make sit liquid, i force it into weird shapes. then i blast the shapes into the heavens using explosives, and laugh with demonic glee as it smacks into an earthen berm. when enough of the lead shapes and their brethren ahev thus been punished, i dig them out of the earth and repeat the process ...
why is everyone looking at me as though i've gone soft in the head?