worst case scenario's.
you mail a tin of caps. mail carrier despite being oh so tender with all mail in his possession as we know they all are, crushes the package somehow, causing a minor explosion.
1. you as the sender are instantly labeled a terrorist. cuba is nice i am told
2. you cause the mail carrier to crash his speedster. resulting in his death. death row is a dismal place to spend ones time when you could have used FedEX and helped rid us of those cretins.
3. it costs you a year in some federal country club and your kids college fund.
the Fed's don't take it lightly when we don't play by their rules. and catch us. always remember Murphy is alive and active.