My dad and brother make their own wine and beer, just for themselves, not to sell. But that's all, not the peel-the-paint-off-the-walls hard stuff. They know of some websites where you can buy all the stuff you need. They let it sit for months at a time to age it right. It's a big hobby these days. There are even some magazines devoted to the hobby. They occasionally print up a nice label and stick it on a bottle as a birthday present for a friend or something, but that's the extent of it. They don't try to sell it, and they only make enough for themselves. They don't have the room or the time for any more than that. They like to experiment with fancy new flavors for holidays and stuff like that.
When I was in Saudi (where alcohol was banned), a couple of guys tried to make their own, using balloons for the fermenting process and some other stuff. They didn't know what they were doing and it turned out to be toxic. Killed 'em both.
Getting back to the original question, I'd say your best bet is probably just to go down to the gun shop and buy a can of GOEX. ::