Looked all over for a good place to put this - I guess it belongs here if anywhere.
DISCLAIMER: This is a PC joke and is not intended to insult any religious or ethnic group.
Date: Mid-1600's. A young seminary student was walking along the path and met an elderly gentleman carrying a Blunderbuss over his shoulder. The young man said, "Excuse me, sir, may I ask you a theological question?" "Why, certainly", said the older man.
"Sir, do you believe in the sovereignty of God - that when your time has come, nothing can keep you here, and until your time has come, nothing can take you away?", asked the student.
"Absolutely", said the wise old man, "That is exactly what I believe."
"Well, sir, then why, pray tell, are you carrying a Blunderbuss?"
"Ah", said the older man, "I carry this Blunderbuss just in case I should chance upon an Indian whose time has come."
DISCLAIMER: This is a PC joke and is not intended to insult any religious or ethnic group.
Date: Mid-1600's. A young seminary student was walking along the path and met an elderly gentleman carrying a Blunderbuss over his shoulder. The young man said, "Excuse me, sir, may I ask you a theological question?" "Why, certainly", said the older man.
"Sir, do you believe in the sovereignty of God - that when your time has come, nothing can keep you here, and until your time has come, nothing can take you away?", asked the student.
"Absolutely", said the wise old man, "That is exactly what I believe."
"Well, sir, then why, pray tell, are you carrying a Blunderbuss?"
"Ah", said the older man, "I carry this Blunderbuss just in case I should chance upon an Indian whose time has come."