Now this tops the cake...........

[ETipp]

This actually happened to me this morning.

So my wife has been cutting my hair for many years. This morning while having coffee I asked her if she would mind giving me a hair cut this evening. She replied "maybe, we'll have to see". Being in bad need for a hair cut, and thinking I was being funny, I told her that it really doesn't matter because I was thinking of letting my hair and beard grow out as much as possible anyway. She gave me a half crazy stare. I then proceeded say, yeah, I'm really getting into this traditional muzzleloader thing so that would fit right in. She paused for a brief moment and replied " Yeah, I like the the traditional thing too". With glee I responded "really"? She said yep, that if I buy another muzzleloader she was going to dress up in a long dress, put on an apron and a bonnet, get her broom and beat the living hell out of me.

This is no joke.

Dang it all, anyway.

 

[64Springer]

We now live in a world where it's OK to mock men. Mock masculinity. Berate men in public. Shame men in public. Make men look like fools on TV and in movies.

We're seeing an uptick in threats of violence as a joke. We're seeing real smacks to the back of the head. We're hearing more men tell their wives they'll be home soon while standing in the checkout line.

The amount of cowering to a supposed Partner in Life sickens me. A person who truly loved a Life Partner would encourage their passions. This goes for both men and woman.

So grab your sacks, stop being weenies, clean your pistols in the kitchen sink. And when your Partner in Life gets mad at you and gets out the rolling pins and frying pans, tell her that sink belongs to you too.

 

[ETipp]

We now live in a world where it's OK to mock men. Mock masculinity. Berate men in public. Shame men in public. Make men look like fools on TV and in movies.

We're seeing an uptick in threats of violence as a joke. We're seeing real smacks to the back of the head.

The amount of cowering to a supposed Partner in Life sickens me. A person who truly loved a Life Partner would encourage their passions.

So grab your sacks, stop being weenies, clean your pistols in the kitchen sink and tell your wives that that sink belongs to you too.

Yeah, that will tell them and bound to make things all better. I mean, some women just do not understand such important things in a mans life.

 

[Loja man]

Now that’s just too funny! I must say my wife is a big fan of my hair and beard trimmed nice and short!!

 

[Loja man]

Yeah, that will tell them and bound to make things all better. I mean, some women just do not understand such important things in a mans life.

I tell her my long beard keeps me warm in the winter and cool in the summer but she’s not buying it!!

 

[Omahkapi'si]

My wife has been fine with me being me for 37 years.

 

[ETipp]

Now that’s just too funny! I must say my wife is a big fan of my hair and beard trimmed nice and short!!

Mine too, but she is not crazy about the thought of me going into full mountain man mode, much less me bringing another muzzleloader into the house.

 

[64Springer]

Yeah, that will tell them and bound to make things all better. I mean, some women just do not understand such important things in a mans life.

And deep down, where it really counts, those women don't give a single runny manure about their men.

 

[woodsnwater]

3 words... Separate bank accounts.

 

[ETipp]

And deep down, where it really counts, those women don't give a single runny manure about their men.

Yeah, one would almost think they care more about the finances than their husbands. Shame on them anyway. After all, muzzleloaders are a very important part of life. I'm not talking about those unmentionable, preppy type ML, I mean real men ML.....traditional's.

 

[Okie Hog]

Women are funny that way. They can hurt you too.

My wife takes good care of herself and looks 20 years younger than her age. i once commented: "Thanks for keeping yourself pretty for me". Her reaction was to shove a finger down her throat and mimic puking: "For you, I wouldn't do this stuff for Tom Selleck, I do it for myself".

 

[chorizo]

We now live in a world where it's OK to mock men. Mock masculinity. Berate men in public. Shame men in public. Make men look like fools on TV and in movies.

We're seeing an uptick in threats of violence as a joke. We're seeing real smacks to the back of the head.

The amount of cowering to a supposed Partner in Life sickens me. A person who truly loved a Life Partner would encourage their passions.

So grab your sacks, stop being weenies, clean your pistols in the kitchen sink. And when your Partner in Life gets mad at you and gets out the rolling pins and frying pans, tell her that sink belongs to you too.

Let us know how that works out for you.

 

[B P Arn]

OP needs to grow a pair.

 

[ETipp]

OP needs to grow a pair.

Before I posted this I knew someone would state such.

 

[deerstalkert]

This actually happened to me this morning.

So my wife has been cutting my hair for many years. This morning while having coffee I asked her if she would mind giving me a hair cut this evening. She replied "maybe, we'll have to see". Being in bad need for a hair cut, and thinking I was being funny, I told her that it really doesn't matter because I was thinking of letting my hair and beard grow out as much as possible anyway. She gave me a half crazy stare. I then proceeded say, yeah, I'm really getting into this traditional muzzleloader thing so that would fit right in. She paused for a brief moment and replied " Yeah, I like the the traditional thing too. With glee I responded "really"? She said yep, that if I buy another muzzleloader she was going to dress up in a long dress, put on an apron and a bonnet, get her broom and beat the living hell out of me.

This is no joke.

Dang it all, anyway.

only recourse you have is to build them! that way you can tell her you haven't bought a gun. don't ask if it works for me.

 

[ETipp]

only recourse you have is to build them! that way you can tell her you haven't bought a gun. don't ask if it works for me.
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Oh my gosh! That's possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen. LOL.

I've tried the trick of sneaking one in the house, hiding it, then when she finally sees it saying "Oh, you remember this one, I've had it for a long time now".

I swear some women have a photographic memory.

 

[Heat]

My wife got me in to this muzzleloader thing so if she ever says I'm getting out of hand, I can always blame her, LOL! Besides, she likes my beard!

 

[azmntman]

Wife 6.75 years older than me and she looks younger than she is. That said she HATES me getting long hair and beard cuz it makes me look older?

Sneak em in? Oh yea! I did just get busted couple months ago with a Uberti .36 and a NNA .22 mag the same day. I GOTTA BE CAREFUL for a few months.

 

[Heat]

I shoot traditional bows too, I sneak one of those in once in a while but I send a few out now and then too. She can't keep track. Just how I like it. But all kidding aside, as long as I'm not lying about what I'm doing and don't hide stuff, she's cool. I just do my thing and if there's a discussion I've got nothing to hide.

 

[deerstalkert]

the reality of my gun buying is that i sold a collection of 54 winchester 94's a few years ago and use that to buy my muzzleloading stuff.
my bonnie lass never says boo, unless i start standing them up in the corners, somehow that is a mortal sin!