This actually happened to me this morning.
So my wife has been cutting my hair for many years. This morning while having coffee I asked her if she would mind giving me a hair cut this evening. She replied "maybe, we'll have to see". Being in bad need for a hair cut, and thinking I was being funny, I told her that it really doesn't matter because I was thinking of letting my hair and beard grow out as much as possible anyway. She gave me a half crazy stare. I then proceeded say, yeah, I'm really getting into this traditional muzzleloader thing so that would fit right in. She paused for a brief moment and replied " Yeah, I like the the traditional thing too". With glee I responded "really"? She said yep, that if I buy another muzzleloader she was going to dress up in a long dress, put on an apron and a bonnet, get her broom and beat the living hell out of me.
This is no joke.
Dang it all, anyway.